Reader E-Mail: Dude Just Getting Brain On The CTA
Yo fellas:
Found this pic of some broad blowing her dude on the CTA last night. Haven’t seen a fort used this well in a minute. Keep going good, Viva.
Mat
Hopefully this shuts up everyone who complains about the face-to-face seatingĀ arrangement on the L. Oh you get scared having to see someone else’s face while you ride public transportation? Well good luck trying to take up 5 seats and get blown on the red line underneath a down comforter you prude.


this whole time i thought you were a real person with a fake girlfriend…and now it seems as though you are a fake person with a fake girlfriend.
SHUT THE FUCK UP NEIL
*Yawn … nice try Pres/ Big cat done falling for the fake Neil stuff
Those darn white people!
“In a minute” is gay in this sentence context.
I’m starting a Neil Birther movement. I demand a birth certificate. Long form, motherfucker!!
gettin brain on the train its insane itll blow your brain on the train oh mayne
i wonder what glow in the dark book they are reading together!
Neil you fucking know you wrote that email YO FELLAS
I haven’t seen you write a good blog IN A MINUTE
Neil there ‘s an uprising on barstool’s hands. If you are in fact a human being, I would go into hiding.
Fuck you fake neil
its always disappointing when you see a picture with potential to find out neil wrote the blog
Could have sworn we decided to start calling it jaw like a week ago.
Mat must be pissed he said “Yo fellas” and ended up with Neil blogging it
you really are andre from the league
Alright Pres, we caught on, you can come forward that neil never existed now.
I am sure on neils salary he live in the ghetto and as hard as he trys to fit in he probably started smoking menthol cigarettes.
ps because of neils low salary he has also been known to give blowies on the l.
When did Neil start wearing faded jeans?
BTW, I am calling fake as shit on that photo. Some people just wanted to get on barstool.
are you reading pres’ email you fuck. you should get canned for that
It’s come to the point where I click on Neil’s blogs just to read the comments. I don’t even read the actual blog post, just the commenters flaming about how much Neil blows. Awesome.
I’m pretty sure “Yo fellas” means “Neil blog this” because only a fucking flamer would say that
So this is where pres and neil go for lunch break
Who the fuck spells “Matt” Mat? That’s about as anti-American as it gets