SourcePresident Vladimir Putin’s crusade to raise the country’s birth rate is set to get the support of three powerful voices on its behalf. A baritone and two tenors, that is. The stylish trio of Boyz II Men, the most successful R&B group of all time, is coming to Moscow on Feb. 6. The group will perform a selection of their classic and new romantic ballads, hopefully giving Russian men some inspiration ahead of St. Valentine’s Day.


Motherfucker! Putin is so brilliant it’s ridiculous. Just no other way to say it. Everyone else in the world is trying to keep population numbers low with the global crisis and all. Meanwhile Putin sees a gap to fill, hires the greatest R&B group of all-time and tells his whole country to fuck each other and pop out some soldiers. Dude’s just the ultimate chess player. Almost makes me want to re-ignite the Cold War all over again just to get back at him for stealing an American band. Mess up a beet farm or toss some Molotov cocktails through the windows of a sour cream factory or something. Maybe sneak into a Russian’s car and snap some dick shots with their dash cam.

Honestly if I didn’t know any better I’d say the best course of action for us would be to hire those Russian sluts KFC posted as his weekend video a couple weeks back. Just have them perform on national TV like the 12/12/12 concert. Encourage everyone to bang and make babies and then find out the next day that every dude in America jerked off and went to sleep like 30 seconds into the performance and the whole thing was a massive failure. But at least it’d be worth it to see the gap-tooth girl riding shotgun shake her ass a little bit: