Putin Encourage Russians To Bang More To Up The Birth Rate Then Immediately Books Boyz II Men To Play In Moscow Right Before Valentine’s Day
Source – President Vladimir Putin’s crusade to raise the country’s birth rate is set to get the support of three powerful voices on its behalf. A baritone and two tenors, that is. The stylish trio of Boyz II Men, the most successful R&B group of all time, is coming to Moscow on Feb. 6. The group will perform a selection of their classic and new romantic ballads, hopefully giving Russian men some inspiration ahead of St. Valentine’s Day.
Motherfucker! Putin is so brilliant it’s ridiculous. Just no other way to say it. Everyone else in the world is trying to keep population numbers low with the global crisis and all. Meanwhile Putin sees a gap to fill, hires the greatest R&B group of all-time and tells his whole country to fuck each other and pop out some soldiers. Dude’s just the ultimate chess player. Almost makes me want to re-ignite the Cold War all over again just to get back at him for stealing an American band. Mess up a beet farm or toss some Molotov cocktails through the windows of a sour cream factory or something. Maybe sneak into a Russian’s car and snap some dick shots with their dash cam.
Honestly if I didn’t know any better I’d say the best course of action for us would be to hire those Russian sluts KFC posted as his weekend video a couple weeks back. Just have them perform on national TV like the 12/12/12 concert. Encourage everyone to bang and make babies and then find out the next day that every dude in America jerked off and went to sleep like 30 seconds into the performance and the whole thing was a massive failure. But at least it’d be worth it to see the gap-tooth girl riding shotgun shake her ass a little bit:
I’ll make love to you, like putin wants me too
Low birthrate? And it’s a problem???
neil takes unmanly shits
I bet your favorite song was ‘On Bended Knee’
Maybe they wouldn’t need so many babies if they put some fucking guardrails on their highways and didn’t have semis smoking sedans every fifteen minutes.
you could floss that gap with your freakish needledick.
Obama would get the dixie chicks to deter everyone to have children
Also, that brunette Russian is phenomenal. Like a younger, hotter, and more talented Shannen Doherty.
this is pretty classic putin
Ummmmm Most successful R&B group of all time??!!
wow neil you’re a pretty big Boyz II Men fan for a guy who doesn’t even really exist
Nothing better then a dirty russian porn where an anorexic bastard is fuckin a 60 year old moo cow …………….
Michael Jackson thought Boyz II Men was a delivery service
neil – you should head up barstool asia and eastern europe because 1) we don’t want you and 2) you know just as much about those two parts of the world as you do about chicago
Less comments about Neil and more about the Russian vodka swilling smokes, you fags.
Putin wants babies….and he’ll no doubt have the KYGB watching to make sure the Ruskies are obedient.
BTW, solid blog, neil.
See that brunette there, she’s dreaming about me fucking her anally.
Wikipedia nicolae ceausescu and educate yo selves