CNNTaxi drivers and bellboys aren’t the only ones going back to school to learn a little English ahead of the 2014 World Cup to be hosted in various cities across Brazil. In the Brazilian city of Belo Horizonte, prostitutes are lining up for free English classes that will be offered by the regional Association of Prostitution starting in March. ”Across Brazil, lots of businesses in the private sector are getting prepared and making their workers more qualified for the Cup. Well, this is a profession, too,” Cida Vieira, the president of the association, told CNN in a telephone interview. ”English will be very important to communicate with clients during the Cup,” Vieira said. The association is in talks with teachers and English speakers to provide their services free of charge, similar to deals they have with doctors and health care workers. The classes would last six to eight months.


I’m pretty sure outside of the actual soccer matches this will be the greatest waste of anyone’s time in Brazil during the entire World Cup. Seriously 6 to 8 months to learn English? How many words and phrases do these bitches need to learn? Sex, handjob, blowjob, anal, “No I do not have herpes or the clap”, “That’ll be 15, 25, 50, 100… dollars”. That’s prostitution in a nutshell. Just put everything on one of those doctor’s checklists you fill out in the waiting room, have the clientele fill it out and off you go. Boom done. These broads aren’t writing their dissertations, they’re just hookers trying to blow foreigners so they can get some papaya and cheese bread and not starve to death in Rio. Shouldn’t be that hard to figure out.

PS – Real curious about these “negotiations” these hookers are in to take these classes for free.