[Source] - Police are looking for a 28-year-old woman accused of beating her boyfriend with a marijuana bong. Authorities said the attack  happened after a heated argument in Bellingham Sunday morning. The man suffered a cut to his head from the 8-inch-tall glass water pipe. The Bellingham Herald said officers believe the couple had been drinking. The woman fled after the attack and remains at large.

Wow off to a stellar start, stoners. Weed got legalized in Washington ten minutes ago and mellowed out potheads are getting into violent public arguments and bludgeoning each other in the face with Roor water bongs already. Sweet deal. Can’t wait until they try to loophole around government regulation and Seattle turns into Pineapple Express with dealers and users murdering and blowing each other up over an 1/8th sack of some Sour Diesel – OG Kush hybrid bud. Sounds like fun. I think I’ll stick to smoking illegally and avoid getting my skull lacerated open by violent grass smokers thank you very much.