Sometimes the only thing that separates a video from being nothing special to being blog worthy is a grown man screaming “Pizza!” as loud as he can at his runaway 4 year old kid about to shatter his face on a steep slope because he has no idea what the fuck he’s doing.

For what it’s worth all that pizza and french fry shit is bogus if you’re not that coordinated. Every time I snowboard I do exactly what that kid did when I want to stop. I seek out some powder out of the way of anyone and do a brutal crash landing. Almost looks like I’m doing cartwheels aside from the blood, limbs and boarding gear flying off in every which direction crushing people in the face and shit.