I don’t think I’ve ever seen a video pack as much power in as little time as this one did. Within like 5 seconds you’ve got Peruvian belly dancing ass right in your face, a tuxedo wearing midget just crushing life and an A+, all-time face plant for the ages. Literally doesn’t get any better.

PS – I feel like a midget with a normal people head must be the envy of the midget world. Usually they have those upside-down pear shaped jobs where it looks like the brain is the size of a basketball because of the small frame. Not this guy though. Straight up regular head on a midget body. Like I said, crushing life.