Paul Ryan Just Hit 1 Million On The Hardo Scale With These Time Magazine Photos
Republican vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan was photographed demonstrating his workout technique at a gym in Janesville, Wis. for TIME back in December 2011. These photos were released for this weeks Time Magazine.
Oh cool bro, you lift? Me too.
Unbelievable. That’s all I can say for these pictures. And don’t mistake this as a political thing. I couldn’t care less about who our next President is. This is a hardo, lunatic, taking glam shots while doing 40 lb hammer curls thing. Who does that? Honestly, I feel like I’m watching Ron Burgundy do 1,000 curls in front of Veronica Corningstone right now. And you know what. These photos are so crazy they may even work. Dude just crushes weight. Plain and simple. Can’t not respect that. Absolutely hysterical.
PS - Not to sound like a snob or anything but if Paul Ryan really wanted to get my vote he’d do a couple of box jumps or deadlifts. Its 2012 bro. There’s Crossfit and then there’s everything else. Wake the fuck up.
Big cat, I’m not one of these guys who is on your dick about every single thing that you do, but that blog was fire. #firewhitesoxdave
The snap back baseball cap to the gym is perfect in this. Ryan is going to try and rip Biden’s geriatric arm off in their first handshake tonight.
This is beyond hilarious. What was his PR manager thinking?
lick my taint, 4guys1barstool.
Guy probably eats egg whites
@whitesoxdave, i think you mean your pussy. Fag!
@whitesoxdave Total sign of weakness responding in the comments section. Disappointing coming from a former DIII baseball player. You’d think you would have learned how to be a professional with that level of experience.
trident, I’m a stoolie through and through. Now that I’m in my offseason thanks to the Sox disastrous collapse what else is supposed to get me through the work day?
Crossfit is the definition of snobby. It’s for people who never played a sport and want to act like they are better than everyone because the lifting is so advanced and cutting edge. News flash, all the athletes from HS and College have been doing box jumps dead lifts etc daily while you were sleeping next to a bison with an empty rack of Milwaukees best and a half smoked blunt next to you in college.
wered u play d3 ball white sox dave
Nice Asics pussy.
Great call adultick, totally missed the asics. What a loser.
North Central College. Sat on the bench while dipping my lip off, hoping that we lost cuz we fucking hated it
you suck balls whitesox dave
@whitesoxdave I hadn’t thought of that. Pick a weird sport to cover, why not? I thought of a BRILLIANT idea that you could cover the Lingerie Football League with an overly-serious overtone, but it turns out that they don’t play again until 2013. Like pick a crazy sport somewhere (Cricket? Field Hockey?) but cover it like an actual sports journalist. Stats, commentary, insight and analysis, etc. I’m sure you could start reposting on Twitter and tag it…maybe conduct interviews with other people that cover it. Think Colbert Report of Field Hockey. There. I just found it. Go forward…that’s awesome.
Something about his face just makes it so punchable.
@whitesoxdave Boom. Here it is. Division I NCAA Women’s Field Hockey. http://www.ncaa.com/sports/fieldhockey/d1 Become the country’s leading sports journalism source for this, except that you have a “Field Hockey Smoke” of the month. I really am brilliant at finding you things to write about on here.
Nice gay porn set.
Big Cat in da house!
trident, I’m on it like stink on a monkey. thank you sir
Would love to see Paul Ryan do insanity
Good blog, but I love the fact that Big Cat seems to be the only person writing on this site to actually use “couldn’t care less” correctly. Well done, sir.
that 2nd picture is gold. love this guy, he’s smart and has a sense of humor
This guy is such a pussy and looks like a huge fag.
I’m not a Democrat but Biden is the man. Says whatever he wants and gets drunk. Love it.
whitesoxdave and trident, will you 2 go get a room and hate fuck each other already?? God, the sexual tension between you 2 is intense!
I’d love to see him give Biden the hardo handshake squeeze tonight. I’m sure that’s not acceptable protocol, but it would be hilarious.
@Valbroski, Ryan does his workouts in person with the P90x dude, I’m sure he could handle an insanity workout.
I pick things up and I put them down
this guy looks like cutler and rodgers’ love child
Anyone else thinks he kinda looks like Cutler in the 2nd pic?
Dont forget leg day buddy
@beatstains Who says we haven’t? I have a thing for hairy White Sox fans.
by valbroski on October 11, 2012 at 3:59 pm
Would love to see Paul Ryan do insanity
Hands down the gayest shit I have ever read on this site.
Fuck this comment section
DHEL? Guarantee this guy curls in the squat rack.
A+ Big Cat. I do crossfit too, does that make us best friends now?
Looks like you forgot leg-day turd.
What a stupid cunt. Surprised he has time to lift with all the time he spends fellating pieces of shit like Ayn Rand.
He has total bitch-calves too.