Old Style’s New Cans, “We Figured No One Outside Of Chicago Drinks Old Style Anyway”
Is Old Style the smartest company in the world? Old Style Light is garbage. Legit garbage. But now I want to drink a thousand of them solely based on this can. And I guess that’s Old Style’s entire marketing plan. It’s not actually good beer, but we Chicagoans drink it because its from Chicago (brewed in Milwaukee but Milwaukee is just a suburb of Chicago so whatever).
Honestly, if someone orders me an Old Style or the Old Style beer guy walks past me at Wrigley I have to have one. Its a pride thing. Like if you’ve never had an Old Style or if you turn an Old Style down you’re basically spitting on the entire city. Just a terrible beer that is fantastically marketed. Throw piss in a can, slap the Chicago Flag on it and I’ll buy a million. That’s how my brain works and Old Style knows it.
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I need to have a separate post dedicated solely to Malort because that is like Old Style times a billion. The worst liquor ever but I’ll drink it every time someone orders a shot. I actually think the saying “Pride Before The Fall” was specifically about a bunch of bro’s ripping shots of Malort.
You’re going to have to address the Fake Neil conspiracy. We need BigCat’s take on this. And by we I mean me and a guy who came up with the theory I already forget his name. And the 30 people that voted his comment up. That group needs you to address the Fake Neil conspiracy. It’s all I can think about.
Im convinced malort is poison
Old Style – the beer for losers
yea, is neil a real person?
Fuckin love Old Pile. That shit is delicious.
Big cat is funny, Smitty is adequate. Kneel sucks black dick — constantly.
if neil is in fact a made up person and prez is behind this, i will simply take all of my hate and angry comments and throw them on prez’s blogs
Just who would go through the time to make a fake persona and write up shitty blogs on purpose to rile up the comment section? Hmm… Maybe the same lunatic who stalks the 49ers Pr guy.. We’re on to you Big Cat
Is neil a made up conspiracy? The world demands to know.
I’ve long thought Neil was fake especially since you can’t find anything about him on the net..But don’t you think a stoolie from one of the Chicago meet ups would have said something in the comment section by now? Just a thought
What the fuck is old style, and is it worse than Natty light?
with all the dicks you post on the website you could have substituted one of them for Neils ugly face. By you I mean pres
Yea Niel is this sites take on the character Andre from the Leauge
I’ve actually acquired a taste for Malort. Fuckin sucks
Must be Chicago’s version of ‘Gansetts but shittier. My shit beer of choice is usually PBR but if I’m going local then I don’t mind the metallic taste of a ‘Gansett tall boy every once in a while.
I grew up sipping dad’s Old Style and slurping some of his Malort… greatest combo in Chicago history. If you can’t sit down at a tavern and drink these together, you are from Wisconsin! and cheeseheads don’t drink the Old Style – too classy for them.