You know when Tony Robbins does his weird mega conferences where he brainwashes thousands of people and he says you have to see it, believe it, achieve it (I may have made all of that up but it sounds somewhat plausible right?)

Anyway, I already believed it and now with this fleece I see it, so the only thing I have left to do is Achieve it. I figure if I literally never take this fleece off I will eventually become Robby Lange’s Son. Just parade around town with my new fleece until its cemented in every person’s brain. Girls in chicago will no longer be like “oh look there goes Big Cat, the guy who never takes off his fleece and smells gross”, it’ll be “oh look, there goes Robby “Clubber” Lange’s Son, that guy seems like he has his shit together and is one of the coolest people I’ve ever seen, I wonder if he’ll let me suck his penis”.

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Not sure what it says about me that KFC got * Blogger * on his, Pres got *Mogul* on his and I got a man who Ive never met in my life’s name on mine. Whatever, I don’t like to think about that type of stuff. See it, believe it, achieve it. My dad works for the 49ers, and is the toughest guy in the whole world. And I know what you’re thinking because I’m thinking it too, WHOA.

Thanks to @Welks303 for the fleece