Wait, nevermind, false alarm, just a fame whoring fat chick wearing half of a Textile plant.
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gato grande, donde esta el neil?
As of now looks like she’s going to be the next octomom
It just takes some time, little Neil you’re in the middle of the ride, everyneil everyneil will be just fine, everyneil everyneil will be alright alright
wow…to quote George Takei “Oh my that’s a fat fucking pig”
Oh my God. Look at those Yokozuna ankles.
At least she’s got gallon jugs for tits.
Kill it with fire
Believe it or not,
Neil’s walking on air.
He never thought he could feel so free-.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it’s just Neil.
Sweet mother of God.
I hate her with every bone in my body.
PS is Neil hiding under there?
MC Hammer called. He wants his pants from 1990 back.
No wonder Kanye has, allegedly, not seen her in a Month…. I’d avoid the stay puft marshmellow whore too. Somewhere Fat Micha Barton, hell, Jessica Simpson…. is smiling.
enough. about. neil. let him die of aids with dignity and peace for the love of god
Never been hotter in Kanye’s eyes
She’s one of the primary reasons terrorism exists.
I’m having a hard time fathoming that that is a real picture.
There had better be an A+ smoke to get over this atrocity
She looks like a peach colored Grimace
Kate Upton is going to look exactly like this the second she gets knocked up.
we can only pray neil is hiding somewhere in those pants
When does the next season of the “Biggest Loser” start?
What they aren’t telling you is that the kid she’s carrying in that picture is actually in junior high.
Smokeshow at 530 policy has already been implemented?
Who is this bitch and why do we care?
Looks like one of those blow up fat suits.
Kanye really fucked that one up
I think I’m more turned off by her bangs
I’m 100% convinced the ground shakes with each step in that first picture.
is that Patrick Star from spongebob?
I’m terribly vexed…a week ago shitting on neil in the comment section would get massive approval…now? not so much…what did I miss?? #keepneilhatealive
If i could watch any celeb get hit by a plane…she’d be my editor’s choice
her cankles have cankles
James and the Giant Peach part deux
This chick needs to stop leaving the house
The best part is she will never recover from being a buffalo. Big cottage cheese ass with a butt nugget to drag around. She has that body that doesn’t recover from pregnancy. She isn’t like a Victoria’s Secret model who recovers in a month, she will be sheboon-fat from now on. It needs to fall off the face of the paparrazzi earth. Go away. Disappear and maybe show her fat face/ass ten years down the road in an embarrassing “Where are they now?” photo expose.
I would love to meet today’s smoke for 10 seconds
Well Big Cat just won LSSOTD today. Big day for you. Big Day!
Neil obviously killed bigkitten, and faked his own death…. BECAUSE NEIL ALWAYS BLOGGED CIRCLES AROUND HIM.
Great blog Neil.
She looks like King Mable from WWF
Fuck she’s wider than the Hoover Dam!
Nobody has got fatter faster than this broad. She must be eating like 10,000 calories per day.
Kool aid man!!! Oh yaaaa!!!!
Her clitoris got so fat it looks like an elbow coming out of her cave/vagina
rock me mama like a wagon neil
Kris Humphries dodged a fucking bazooka
Tonight’s smoke is Big Cat announcing his dominance over all over the internet. Melissa, so hot right now, Melissa
so thats where neil is hiding
Let the stupid kid walk already
there might be a small african village living inside of her, and if she has twins then technically thats true. easily of the top 10 richest balloons in the US
Well, this is the new Kim Kardashian I guess. No way Kanye lets her get any plastic surgery after how his mom went out. On second thought, maybe that’s a good play on his end.
Kim Kowdashian ladies and germs
hey Bigcat what is your real name?
That’s just obsurd.
Fuck that whale
Captain Ahab would roll over in his grave.
This is what happens when women over 30 get knocked up.
She went from “sit on my face” to “shit on her face” in the mili second it took to look at this
The USPS announced today that she was awarded her own ZIP code.
Sweet baby Jesus.
betcha kanye would take a gold digger now
Kanye does have a gold digger. Being fat doesnt change her.
The wife’s comment upon seeing the pic, short and to the point: “holy shit”.
I can’t sleep after accidentally thinking about what her panties must smell like after being murdered by her sweaty taint all day
Sometimes your funny and other times? You try WAY WAY TOO HARD. Stop, with your “coming in hot” and the rest of your overused shit that you “think” is funny. It’s obvious that you really don’t like burritos as much as pres likes pizza. You know why? Because its absolutely impossible to prefer a burrito over a slice of pizza, unless you’re a scum border jumping piece of shit Mexican. So stop. Your whinny voice seals the deal. Grow up. And btw you’re from a second rate city. Come up with original shit and maybe you won’t feel the need to kill yourself like Neil did.
Ps pretty sure KFC spotted you wearing skinny jeans. And you denied it, then admitted it saying that you got great style. Fucking joke.
hey @philthisdick, everything ok?
Wait…did you say Kim Kardashian is having a baby, or eating a baby?
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