Nobody Trains For A Fake Earthquake Crisis By Shooting Fake Zebras With Fake Tranquilizers Quite Like Japan
Well I’d hate to be a zoo animal in Japan right now. Lockdown city over there for all you wild beasts. I mean even if you get out of your cage you’re fucked once you get to that wall of fishing net those monster 5’6″ Japanese bros are holding up. Seriously good luck getting through that.
Can’t help but think all this propaganda shit Japan throws out like this is always related back to Godzilla. Like there’s no doubt in my mind that was the purpose of this. To keep the slants at bay and quell their fears that a 300 foot walking lizard could just pop out of nowhere during an earthquake tremor and stomp on all their polluted cities, karate dojo’s and shark & dolphin restaurants.