Nobody Trains For A Fake Earthquake Crisis By Shooting Fake Zebras With Fake Tranquilizers Quite Like Japan
Well I’d hate to be a zoo animal in Japan right now. Lockdown city over there for all you wild beasts. I mean even if you get out of your cage you’re fucked once you get to that wall of fishing net those monster 5’6″ Japanese bros are holding up. Seriously good luck getting through that.
Can’t help but think all this propaganda shit Japan throws out like this is always related back to Godzilla. Like there’s no doubt in my mind that was the purpose of this. To keep the slants at bay and quell their fears that a 300 foot walking lizard could just pop out of nowhere during an earthquake tremor and stomp on all their polluted cities, karate dojo’s and shark & dolphin restaurants.

Fucking racist Chinese motherfuckers! Having a guy dress like our President while they net his ass!
Nice blog you bag of shit.
That zebra is so realistic Especially how he runs around on his hind legs I can’t tell the difference between this and the real thing. Great job Japan!!
God … slants are the worst, am i right?
I’d be damned if I’d let them get their greasy yellow hands on my birthright.
what is japan good at?
With their kung-fu and their silly ching chang chong talk, we can’t understand you
kfc blogged this a week and a half ago
PS this was already blogged at least 4 times on Barstool in 2009.
barstool asia again? you are such an anal bead
I hate you
were you looking at last weeks blogs for inspiration