If I closed my eyes and imagined a Steelers fan getting a tattoo this is exactly how it turns out. Every time. Like I bet all of his friends think he’s the coolest guy in Pittsburgh right now. The coolest. Waving their terrible towels, cheering for a rapist, eating sandwiches with soggy french fries and getting homemade tattoos. That’s what Steelers fans do.
For anyone who says this was on Deadspin earlier today just know I don’t give a fuck. You know what else Deadspin is doing right now? Negotiating with some source to secure pictures of Ryan Lochte’s penis. Because that’s exactly what the internet was meant for, seeing tiny dick’s worn by complete and utter douchebags. No thanks.