(Soucre) This Thursday, Oct. 11, 2012 photo made available by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission shows a giant eyeball from a mysterious sea creature that washed ashore and was found by a man walking the beach in Pompano Beach, Fla. on Wednesday. No one knows what species the huge blue eyeball came from. The eyeball will be sent to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Research Institute in St. Petersburg, FL. (AP Photo/Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, Carli Segelson)

Seashells, white sand, Giant eyeballs. Florida.

This is why I hate nerds. Find a giant eyeball in the ocean and the first thing they do is send it to some Research Institute to figure out what it is? Seriously? Use some common sense. It’s an alien’s eyeball. Plain and simple. Somewhere in space right this second a one eyed alien is flying around because he lost his eyeball when he was on vacation in Florida. If you can’t figure that out for yourself then you’re a bonafide retard.

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I was going to say “sweet tat” for this lab technician but then I remembered it’s Florida and finding a person without a tattoo in Florida is probably harder than finding the sea monster that is missing an eyeball.