Nice Cargo Shorts Tool
Leonardo DiCaprio has starred in some of the biggest and most critically acclaimed movies of the past few years. However, the heartthrob actor has decided to take a break from films and it looks like he is already reaping the benefits of his hiatus. The 38-year-old was the centre of attention as he relaxed besides a swimming pool with his friends in Miami, Florida, on Tuesday.
Sweet shorts bro. Did your mom pick those up for you at American Eagle? And what’s with all the chicks. Are those your girlfriends or something? You going to kiss them on the mouth and have sex with them? Fucking gay Leo. Totally gay.
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Miami could fall into the ocean for all I care.
People who hate on cargo shorts are assholes.
Needs all those pockets to carry his cash…….
Don’t show Portnoy those pics. Thats a blackberry in his hand, don’t need another post about being a dinosaur
Fuck Nerds
Looks like a KFC outfit.
Big Cat – you sound like a jelous chick. Leo gets more ass than a toilet seat – think that entitles him to wear whatever the fuck he wants.
hey, i have that shirt… where are my models?
when do you think was the last time leo was around an ugly girl? maybe his mom in what’s eating gilbert grape?
Probably paid 1000 bucks for them. HO-MO
funny you got the pic of Leo on one screen and your email on the other starting out “Hey dad my rent check bounced again can I have some more money, this blogging about cargo shorts everyday isn’t going as well as I thought”
Ghey Leo, come on bro the pussy posse needs to have an intervention with him.
DiCaprio is the shit and any dude who hates on him is just jealous. Guy is the greatest catch and release fisherman of our time. Most men would have settled when they landed a Victoria Secret Model. Leo says fuck that…he fucks Bar Rafaeli…throws her back to the wild…and then moves on to the next great piece of ass. Epic life this dude lives. I just wanna ride this dudes coat tails and pick up the bitches in his wake.
Given all the sweet ass and cash this motherfucker has pocketed, trading places with him over you is a no-brainer, cargo shorts and all….
Whatever you do, don’t sound like a jealous ex. THATS not a good look bro
he shud fill all those pockets with rocks so he can work them chicken legs out but Leo is still the man Leo > anyone else> Lebron james
Now that Leo’s in, I can come out and say I’m all about the cargo shorts.
People still don’t understand the concept of Barstool sarcasm should fall into the ocean. Morons.
He’s surrounded by fucking smokes. Leo can do what he wants. He’s surpassed the level of having to give a fuck. He’ll get his dick sucked by Bar Rafaeli wearing cargo shorts. I’d barely get a hand job from a fat chick…
He’s weathy, talented and bangs a small army of models and you’re a $20K a year web blogger…and you have the nerve to crack on his shorts? You stoogie
Nobody cares about your little quirks, I’m sure you killed it in middle school by stating random nonsensical things, “Blue Eyed Dobermans are scary!” All the other 6th graders laugh and BigCat gets his name put on the board. Comic Gold.
Last i checked Leo can do whatever the fuck he wants and look cool doing it. Guy does not mess up.
This guy is our generations Jack Nicholson. Fuck you, Big Cat.
First Jeter, now Leo. Face it bigcat, you lost.
Lot of nerve for fly over states to think they have any say in fashion. I see cargo shorts or board shorts in LA daily, that’s it. Not like I need jeans to go milk the family cow or whatever
the fact that he sticks his prick into the hottest bitches on the planet means he can wear whatever the fuck he wants you jealous cunt
Leo probably spent more on meals for his entourage the day that picture was taken than you take home in a year, Big Cat.
i like his hat
What’s with the kike hatred of cargos?
This guy just wears whatever the fuck he wants that is on his floor, doesn’t bother to work out, and fucks the hottest women in the world. Can’t hate him.
Come on Big Cat, I like you in all, but how do you shit on Leo, the man has pulled in more ass than Barstool combined…
This just in – cargo shorts are OK
What kind of shorts are “cool” to wear then you fucking retard
You’re a shitty bloggy that I am reading because I am bored at work and you are ripping on Leo. Like Uconnchamps said you are a fucking retard
You really should play this clip every time you make fun of a dude in Cargo shortshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w3SRI3W7mw
You really should play this clip every time you make fun of a dude in Cargo shortshttp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w3SRI3W7mw