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Let’s Hop right in.

 

 

 

Kansas City 44 vs Indianapolis 45

 

 

The game of the weekend was in Indy where the Chiefs played the greatest first half of playoff football.

 

Dwayne Bowe Sheds Tackles on Huge 63-Yard Catch, Thinks About Lateral Toss

While the Colts literally beat each other’s concussed brains.

 

Colts' Kelvin Sheppard Slaps Concussed LaRon Landry's Helmet
And all was lost in Indianapolis.
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But WAIT!
Motherfuckers act like they forgot about anDREw!!!!!!!!!! (say this in Eminem rap voice plz)
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Andrew to the rescue. Capped off by an unreal fumble recovery touchdown.
Call It A Comeback: Colts Storm Back To Stun Chiefs In Playoff Opener
And bomb to TY Hilton who somehow just wasn’t covered. Bold strategy, let’s see if it worked out for the Chiefs
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Here’s Kansas City’s expected win probability throughout the game. Which makes no sense that they actually lost, until you remember….
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Andyyyy. Andy Reid running the rare timeout before a play, timeout after a play, and timeout coming out of the 2 minute warning combination. At this point I just feel bad for him. Sad timeout less Andy Reid really ruins the playoffs.
Chiefs-Colts Was The Classic Playoff Game We Get Every Year
  Never Forget the good times Chiefs.

This GIF Of Andy Reid As The Kool-Aid Man Will Make You Happy

 

 

and the bad.

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Saints 26, Eagles 24

 

Coach unfortunately needed a few naps before this game kicked off.

 

Tailgating in Philly was exactly what you would expect. Just a bunch of guys hanging out in a tub talking about semen, football, and beer.

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Meanwhile Sean Payton played mind games with the Philly fans. No chance this didn’t confuse Joe and Chris standing in South Philly ready to throw molotov cocktails at the Saint’s bus.

 

 

Yet somehow the most frightening man in the building was not an Eagles fan.

 

Gold Dust and Principal Max Anderson from Billy Madison had a child and it came out looking like this.

Terrifying Saints Fan Goes All out for Playoff Game in Philadelphia
As for the actual game, well that didn’t come down to Drew Brees, who played just ok, it came down to the Eagles unable to stop the rush and Shayne Graham hitting a game winner.

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Which lead to Philly fans spitting in people’s faces.


 

Which if we’re being honest, was sort of deserved here. That is totally a silently celebrate and wait until you get back to your hotel room/bar to start going crazy situation. Know your surroundings and you don’t get spit on, pretty simple.

Chargers 27, Bengals 10
The biggest upset of the weekend came at the hands of everyone’s favorite Ginger Andy Dalton, who has sneakily become the best worst quarterback in the NFL.  Andy, take it away,
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Bengals' Andy Dalton Dives Headfirst, Loses Fumble After Not Being Touched

Andy Dalton interception AFC Wildcard-b

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Just kidding, it had nothing to do with Andy Dalton and everything to do with BOLO tie magic.

Philip Rivers Is Really Excited About Chargers' Playoff Win over Bengals
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Not ashamed to admit I picked up this bad boy this morning. If a Bolo tie can rejuvenate Phil Rivers career who knows what it can do for me (probably nothing, no, actually, definitely nothing)

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Quick Intermission for the very last MACtion of the year…

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Brett Favre is now a homeless person

 

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And the MAC officially finished the Bowl season 0-5 with a blocked field goal to end the season. Special teams, always an adventure.

 

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San Francisco 23, Green Bay 20

 

In case you didn’t know, it was cold yesterday. Yes it was cold in Green Bay Wisconsin in January.

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Jim Harbaugh turned into Ralphie’s brother from a Christmas Story

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Colin Kaepernick didn’t wear sleeves because he wanted everyone to see his tats.

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No seriously

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John Kuhn still showing us that white men can’t jump.

 

Not All Lambeau Leaps Are Equal
Aaron Rodgers got every call in the world.
Aaron Rodgers Manages to Escape Sack, Complete Pass on 4th Down Against 49ers
And the Packers were this close to blocking the game winning field goal.
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But really the most important takeaway from the game was this.
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