Hello shoe phone, yes this is Chris, I was just calling to say that I’ve had explosive diarrhea for the past 10 years straight.
Cowboys 30 (4-4), Lions 31 (5-3)
The game of the day and maybe the year featured everything.
Megatron being Megatron, which basically means he is not a human being.
Matt Stafford throwing his big balls out there
Lebron being a terrible fan. Fuckboy city.
Coach Hardo doing Coach Hardo things
And the Cowboys self destructing. You won’t believe this but Dez Bryant was a distraction. Crazy right?
Browns 17 (3-5), Chiefs 23 (8-0)
Baby Andy Reid is now 8-0.
Dolphins 17 (3-4), Patriots 27 (6-2)
So that whole “Dolphins are a dark horse and going to make the playoffs thing” was fun while it lasted huh? At least you still have these girls…
Bills 17 (3-5), Saints 35 (6-1)
I was going to say that people who dress up for NFL games are weird but I’m pretty sure that’s just every Sunday in New Orleans
Giants 15 (2-6), Eagles 7 (3-5)
No Huddle No Mercy!!!!
Oh Wait a second…
49ers 42 (6-2), Jaguars 10 (0-8)
Did the Jaguars lose? Yes, of course they did. But no one stops English Jaguar fans. No one.
Jets 9 (4-4), Bengals 49 (6-2)
This is how you hustle.
Jets Sunday summed up in 1 picture.
Steelers 18 (2-5), Raiders 21 (3-4)
The Raiders won! But more importantly we were all introduced to 40 year old Raider fan that dresses like a 15 year old sk8er boy.
Brief intermission to let you know that Mort should not be eating beans anymore.
Redskins 21 (2-5), Broncos 45 (7-1)
Someone should probably let Nate know that football games last more than 1 quarter
Oh and fuck off dude.
Falcons 13 (2-5), Cardinals 27 (4-4)
Matt Ryan somehow out Carson Palmer’d Carson Palmer
Still have sick ass mullets though.
Packers (5-2), Vikings (1-6)
The Vikings made a highlight!!!!
Then they went back to being the Vikings
But not before we got to see Hardo of the year.
And Waldo, who I would like to find, kidnap, and lock in my basement for ever.