The Jurassic Park music in the background was whitesox dave’s idea and it fucking sucked.
Have a good weekend everyone.
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looks like the battle with lymphoma is going badly
FUCKING SUCKED? GO ON KFCRADIO
THE HOLY ONE HAS ANSWERED OUR CALLINGS!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA now i want you on KFC radio more than ever
ok, new movement. FIRE ZOLLO.
Nice touch with the Saving Silverman
This is one small step for neil, one giant leap for neilkind! You SUCK!
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/kneelforneil/ Still want you on KFC radio you cancer ridden fuck
But for real, the movement won’t stop until you go on KFC Radio. #Kneil4Neil
people say you get what u ask for? so i guess thats why im now pregnant from neils soft eyes in the first 2 seconds of that video.
dude, have a vitamin or 7
WTF is he using? Windows 98′ ???
just like the first time I laid eyes on bigcat…huge letdown.
Neil ! I spent all that time posting to see this Tom Hanks from philladelpdia looking motherfucker… This is a new low in my life…
If your gonna start a movement please get KFC fired!!! Please!? I can’t stand that fag.
I saw an image of the NEIL on my pancake this morning. its on ebay for 5000 internet dollars
next step, get your bald ass on kfc radio
THERE IS A GOD. HIS NAME…IS NEIL.
by the way, your blogs suck buddy.
Fuck, now what am I supposed to do, go back to jerking off?
NEIL NEIL NEIL NEIL NEIL NEIL!
Oh NEIL Me!!!!
Neil you should go on KFC radio. No reason not to, Big Cat and all the other assholes do it. Also I’m tired of every fucking comment on here being “Neil blahlablablahla KFC Radio blahlabla pres is gay”. Whats gay is getting all hot and bothered over some dude from chicago not being on a weekly radio/video show where 4 normal ass MEN talk about nothing, when you could just go to the bar and do the same thing in real life with alcohol and friends. No way anyone here actually watches full KFC radio episodes, right?
WHY WAS HE NOT HOLDING TODAY’S NEWSPAPER AND HIS ID????
this is a big step but until you are on KFC radio this is just a big tease big Neily
Touching you, touching Neil.
touching you, god you’re touching Neil.
I believe in a thing called Neil.
i just squirted and i don’t even have a vagina.
well 3 normal people and feits. he brings nothing to the table
Best Blog Neil ever did. Funny video clip and no stupid “p.s.” remark
This actually seems more like one of Big Cats saturday lets get wierd videos
you are one ugly mother fucker
Neil want to go to Tampa foam with me?
I sent dis from my iPhone
What a way to start the weekend. Definitely crushing a few brews in your honor bud. You need hair ASAP.
VIVA LA NEIL.
The next logical step is #FIREWHITESOXDAVE right?
you make me neil like i’ve been locked outta heaven.
…what the fuck have i been doing with the last 3 days of my life.
Get a fucking poster or some shit you god damn weirdo
LOL you guys are weird.
Step 1. Making Neil prove he exists. Step 2. Firing Neil.
Congrats everyone who filled the comment sections with pleas for this tool to show his face. And all of you crying about him going on KFC radio don’t seriously watch/listen to KFC radio do you? If you do then you need to kick your own ass for listening to a bunch of nobodies talk about nothing.
110% FAKE… No little boys or cancer in this video….
EWWwwwwee i kinda wanted him to be fake…(sigh)
Don’t you fools realize what you’ve done? Now the commenters have tasted blood
Neil is as Neil does.
Neil looks like Eggy from Crazy Bones
I call upon my brothers to lay down their arms and enjoy this victory-we have won boys, its over
@onmyback epic comment, also….Thank you Neil, also, I love you Neil.
Can’t even do your own fucking reveil right you idiot.
Neil’s in rehab. The music, the bland off-yellow walls, definitely an inpatient facility.
you look like lance armstrong if he had never touched a steroid…and had lost both nuts to cancer. #livestrong
Dirty Jerz if that wasn’t the dumbest fucking comment I don’t know what is. You come on here to read the blogs posted by the same nobodies but talk shit because u think watching them on video is any different or something. They are nobodies, but you’re logic is just stupid. And the fact that KFC radio is actually pretty funny
Do you even lift bro?
C’mon that was just a hologram of Neil.
We are stepped out upon the world stage now, with the fate of human dignity in our hands. Blood’s been spilled to afford us this moment! Neil, Neil, Neil!
I don’t care what anyone says, you’re alright in my book Neil. Now please come on KFC radio!
So, now that that’s out of the way, back to actually entertaining me comment section
Hahaha. Good shit Chemo. Done been my boy.
Cum everywhere for so many stoolies
You sound like you;re going to cry.
Our ancestors weep tears of joy, for the comments section shall be returned to the hilarious days of old. May Neil tongue punch the fart boxes of a thousand smokes for this gracious gesture. Amen.
slimm, actually it’s not dumb. I come here more for the funny comments than I do the stories. I don’t give a fuck if someone is only eating the shittiest looking pizza you can find or some of the other stupid things they blog about. Every now & then one of the blogs will be good (the bashing of Rick Reilly always gives me a smile). The comments are the funny part and they’ve been ruined this week with cries for Neil.
And if I ever can’t find anything better to do than watch KFC radio i think i’ll have to take my own life because even that sounds more fun.
All it took was a 12 second video to make me hate you again.
Welp. today sure was productive.
DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS!?
DIRTYJERZ A LIL BITCH ASS
Here’s a thought don’t go on KFC radio, I actually like Big Cat Fetelberg and KFC. You on the other hand I couldn’t give a shit about, so yeah I’m glad I saw you but stay the fuck away from videos from now on.
It looks like you’ve been crying for these past three days.
Kind of dissapointing, i was expecting a macaulay culkin look a like.
Fuck you Neil.
Fuck you Neil.
Neil, go on KFC radio and replace the grease head feitelberg it would be an absolute win win situation
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say but nothin comes out when they move their lips just a bunch of gibberish and motherfuckers act like they forgot about Neil.
Neil looks like a Joseph Gordon-Levitt wannabe
IF I SAID I WANT YOUR BODY NOW, WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME?
BECAUSE YOU FEEL LIKE PARADISE AND I NEED A VACATION TONIGHT
Call me crazy, but I get the sense that @Grandpa makes chicken soup might actually rape Neil.
Neil Neil Neil….Neil my heat
Neil, you crying bro?
Viva la Neil!
Looks like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia
I thought McCauley culkin was in jail
What the fuck is a 5-head
The comments are upside down on the new Barstool App
100% that is not the real Neil… We’re getting catfished!!
This app blows….but i love it
Neil it Looks like Sweeney Todd forgot the best part of your haircut (killing you)
murr murr ya see??
I’d suck a fart out of Neil’s ass. Hold it in like a bing rip
You’re all responsible for the amount of pussy Neil gets from this!
Pee-pee, Pee-pee Vagina.
still blown away that any of you faggots actually take the time to watch douche bags talk about abosultely nothing. Right now they’re laughing at how fucking serious you neil tards are.
All you hardos saying that watching KFC radio is for losers: I assume you are all constantly out partying and hanging out with buddies? You must never have any down time where you just watch TV and chill, right? Cuz that’s all KFC radio is. I must be a loser cause I eat dinner and watch 45 minutes of KFC radio once a week. I’m glad you helped me see the truth.
Set fiiiiire to the Neil!
Kill it with fire!!!!
I may now comment on your blogs again. God bless Neilmerica.
Why was the title of the blog written in third person perspective? As if someone else, aside from Neil (the blog author) wrote this.
neil its my birthday please give me some love!!! and i will get you a blow job!!! NEIL!!!! SEX!! BLOW!!
NEIL! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO PUT YOUR DICK IN MY ASS FOR SO LONG AND UNTIL I SAW A MAN WITH A DICK IN HIS ASS I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE A MAN IN MY MOUTH UNTIL A SEX PIT BUL PUT HIS ASS IN MY DICK!
IF YOU LIKE NEILACOLADAS! AND YOU LIKE DANCING IN THE NEIL!
Didnt comprehend 1 fn word u said! all gibberish bullshit
That was more incoherent than a terrorist beheading video.
Most comments neil has ever had for his “blog”
How many times does this blog site steal shit from thedirty.com. Come up with your new stuff 5 head!
Seems like a nice guy. Oh well…
You Suck- FireNeil.com
everybody wants to be like mike but mike wants to be like neil
Neil is the hero Barstool deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he’s not a hero. He’s a single guardian, a watchful protector.
Niel has tits
OH MY GOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! IT’S NEIL!!! AND HE’S JUST SOME GUY!!! WHAT A DRAMATIC TWIST OF EVENTS!!!
Lost so much respect for the comment section this week. Thanks, Neil, for showing your face and ending this nonsense.
This video will be played at his funeral..in a few days
What in the fuck did he even say??
Do you even go outside bro?
you’re a disgrace to mankind, Neil
neil dude, you look like shit.
You guys are actually buying this? Can’t hear anything he says. Big Cat is Neil.
not buying it.
This app had brought hating on Kneel to a whole new level.
Neil are u high on pain meds or really malnourished????
I can’t believe you are actually real.
The obsession over this dude is mind blogging
Here’s to ya, Neil. Sorry for all the cum-guzzling turds that comment here.
just completely shave the head Neil, don’t even know what the fuck you got going on up top there. trust me it’s liberating
goodnight sweet prince
it was only a week ago…
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