Ndomukong Suh could save a litter of puppies from an al-queda camp in Tora Bora and face stomp every terrorist into the ground and everybody in America would still hate him. Such a fucking asshole. And yes if this was any other player there’d be reason to believe it was an accident. But it’s Suh so there’s about a trillion percent chance it wasn’t.

Not to mention Matt Schaub’s swimmers are already going half speed. You see his baby daughter yesterday? Cross eye city.