Jesus Christ. Everytime I see pictures of Mischa Barton I can’t believe my eyes. How can someone go from this.

To this…

So quickly? (or what feels like so quickly). And I know what you’re going to say, Hey Big Cat, you’re not exactly a supermodel yourself. Correct, I’m not, and that’s the point. No one has ever fingered themselves to my tiny hands or bushy eyebrows or awesome six pack. but a lot of people masturbated to Mischa Barton back in the day, and this is the thanks they get? Tattered jorts, ham hocks and no makeup? It’s just disrespectful that’s all. I feel disrespected.

 

*By the way, I was just trying to be humble, I’ve definitely been fingered to.