“My collection was the best in Michigan… A guy in Connecticut told me that”

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First things first I think I love these two. Hilarious couple. Down to Earth. Literally had zero problem bringing cameramen and reporters into their home and broadcasting their story to the world. Can’t help but respect someone that secure. Plus the dude’s name is Earlie Johnson which is absolutely perfect considering the context.

But if we’re being honest here, realistically speaking how many DVD’s could have actually been stolen? Like 20? 30? Did you see where he kept all of them? They were stored in a dresser drawer. The same size drawer you put your socks and boxers in. I mean I don’t want to hate on this dude’s collection but I just don’t feel like black porn is that big of thing right? Like I fully admit the second I see ebony in a porno I change the channel. I just can’t vibe with it. Can’t visualize myself in the room so to speak. So it’s not like I have any authority on the subject. But just judging by his storage space I can’t imagine this being that huge of a deal.

The good news is once these two figure out what the Internet is they won’t have to worry about this any longer. Streaming porn is going to fuck Earlie Johnson’s world up for sure.