Michigan Dude Gives All-Time Classic Interview After His Entire DVD Collection Of Every African-American Porn Performer From 1970 Gets Stolen From His House
“My collection was the best in Michigan… A guy in Connecticut told me that”
First things first I think I love these two. Hilarious couple. Down to Earth. Literally had zero problem bringing cameramen and reporters into their home and broadcasting their story to the world. Can’t help but respect someone that secure. Plus the dude’s name is Earlie Johnson which is absolutely perfect considering the context.
But if we’re being honest here, realistically speaking how many DVD’s could have actually been stolen? Like 20? 30? Did you see where he kept all of them? They were stored in a dresser drawer. The same size drawer you put your socks and boxers in. I mean I don’t want to hate on this dude’s collection but I just don’t feel like black porn is that big of thing right? Like I fully admit the second I see ebony in a porno I change the channel. I just can’t vibe with it. Can’t visualize myself in the room so to speak. So it’s not like I have any authority on the subject. But just judging by his storage space I can’t imagine this being that huge of a deal.
The good news is once these two figure out what the Internet is they won’t have to worry about this any longer. Streaming porn is going to fuck Earlie Johnson’s world up for sure.
I’m pretty sure the original owners just went to his house and stole them back.
again, it is impossible for you to write one blog where you don’t start a sentence with “i mean” or “like”
he must live on 8 Mile…
don’t hate guy has a repertoire with more moves than tarzan with 60 ft of rope
This isn’t the middle ages, why the fuck is he barricading the door with a wooden plank? this isn’t castle greyskull someone is storming
damn wish another blogger had this one
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That bitch stole his smut. The laugh at 1:18 screamed “I arranged the ransacking.”
He looks good in county orange
All they have to do is take fingerprints from the Soul Glo stains on the couch….mystery solved.
@boredatwork1 Nobody cares
$10 says that sneaky bitch sitting next to him stole em… She looks way too happy there gone.
Why is this on your news?
“Well Mr. Johnson did not call the police because, well he just doesn’t call the police. Its not his way” If that doesn’t tell you anything about the difference between black people and white people than I don’t know what will.
Numchux nailed this one. Funny stuff.
Phil Dawson sure went downhill from his days with the Cleveland Browns.
2 things: 1) it’s literally impossible to have a 100% complete collection of any genre of porn. like even if i wake up tomorrow and tell myself i’m going to accumulate a 100% collection of every single midget on walrus porn ever made it would still take an eternity to accumulate. 2) i would have never guessed that the word “ajar” would be in this dude’s vocabulary.