Michael Phelps Sinks A 159 Foot Putt During Some European Tour Tournament
Fuck you Europe! Take your stupid Ryder Cup. Means nothing to us. We’ll just send a fucking swimmer over to your prestigious Scottish golf course and sink a 160 footer right in your eyeballs.
America wins again.
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Neil: this is some of ur finest work to date….short, sweet and patriotic!!
reading you’re blog afterwards almost ruined that moment for me
Jeah!
i actually laughed at that last picture, but i still hope you die in a fire
Somehow you managed to even fuck that up!!