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Chances citygirlsintl is in a ditch for saying the groom won? 1,000%

 

 

 

I’m pretty sure playing Beer Pong with Michael Jordan would be just about the coolest thing in the world. It’s the perfect setting too. Half competitive game so you can see crazy MJ try to beat you into a pulp and make you cry.  And half casual setting so MJ can tell you some absurd stories from his playing days. Besides playing cards where you legitimately might get stabbed to death by Charles Oakley if you beat Jordan and golf where you would be forced to bet $50,000 a hole,  I think this would be the number thing I would do with MJ in a casual afternoon.

 

But I will say this, the fact that he leans is bullshit. There are rules MJ, this isn’t nam, you’re not a chick playing for her first time, elbows behind the table. Just because you’re the greatest basketball player in the world and insanely rich doesn’t mean you’re above the law. Anyone who didn’t call him out on this is a pussy. I don’t care who you are, rules are rules.

 

 

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How about this guy going full Andy Bernard when he copies Michael Scott to try and impress him mode.

 

Oh shit, MJ is coming? Quick let me grab my Jump man shirt, sandals, and a cigar. Do I look like MJ guys? Do I?

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Surprised he didn’t pierce his ear and shave his head too.