Marlins Baseball – It’s Electric!
Get em while they’re hot Miami! Giancarlo Stanton is about to set your city on fire!
This kind of puts White Sox home games in perspective. Yeah it’s not a good look to be one of only 7 teams not to crack 2 million in home attendance last year but 1,965,955 million is still a lot better than the fucking 4 spot that the Marlins are about to throw on the board in 2013. There legitimately might be a chance there’s a game this year attended by zero people this year. Just two teams on the field, and like 50 illegal immigrant Cubans in the stand selling hot dogs and Corona light to nobody. Guess it wasn’t a good idea to literally trade your entire team in the off-season.
stop stealing Darren Rovelle’s tweets Neil. you lazy fuck
never mind. rovelle stole it from this guy. rovelle is a piece of shit
I don’t understand how baseball pays players the ridiculous contracts (I know it can only be the TV contract MLB has) when so many teams have empty stadiums all the time. Do the Yankmees and the 5 other teams that really bring in big money make enough to support the charade?
‘There legitimately might be a chance there’s a game this year attended by zero people this year.’ nice sentence dickhead
This was on Yahoo like 2 days ago.
Funny you talk about Cubans in FL……..How is this any different than pistol packing Puerto Ricans selling Cracker Jacks and Cotton candy in Chicago parks?
Atleast in FL there are nearly naked bitches less than a mile and half from their park on a real beach. Now you can do the beach scene at Comiskey to – just head east about 1000 yards, cross the railroad track, then Michigan Ave, then look for the pale bitches from Manitowok and black people grilling carp and you’re there!
Neil: Rhode Island’s biggest Chicago sports fan.
is that u in the back of the line neil?
you could buy a shitload of seats with internet dollars
Guy at the end of the line thought he was there for actual marlin
Hey Neil, there’s no such thing as an illegal Cuban immigrant. Every single one is granted political asylum dummy.
Florida in the Summer. Disgusting.
Great blog
There’s probably no one there because ever since Al Gore invented the internet, only dickheads and Jews go and stand in line at the box office so they can avoid the processing fees.
I don’t understand your grading system. Is an A the best or the best at being the worst?
Whoops ignore previous post. Side note however, you should look at the list and see that Miami had better attendance than the Sox. Sucks to suck
No such thing as an illegal Cuban immigrant. Plenty of illegal Mexicans in Chicago though.