Get em while they’re hot Miami! Giancarlo Stanton is about to set your city on fire!

This kind of puts White Sox home games in perspective. Yeah it’s not a good look to be one of only 7 teams not to crack 2 million in home attendance last year but 1,965,955 million is still a lot better than the fucking 4 spot that the Marlins are about to throw on the board in 2013. There legitimately might be a chance there’s a game this year attended by zero people this year. Just two teams on the field, and like 50 illegal immigrant Cubans in the stand selling hot dogs and Corona light to nobody. Guess it wasn’t a good idea to literally trade your entire team in the off-season.