Mark From Home Improvement Convicted Of DUI Is The Least Surprising News Of All Time
Taran Noah Smith, a former child star best known for his work on “Home Improvement,” got himself in some big trouble earlier this year when he got arrested for a DUI and felony drug possession, and now he’s paying for it. The Taran Noah Smith DUI case has been resolved now that the 28-year-old has pled “guilty” to the possession of hash and “no contest” to the fact he was driving under the influence of marijuana. TMZ reports that Smith has been arrested and charged, and was sentenced to a 12-hour program for the DUI and a 6-month drug diversion program for the drug possession. He’s also facing three years of probation, and is due back in court in June. Smith first got in trouble when police spotted his 1998 silver Honda Accord parked at an angle in front of a fire hydrant in February. When an officer investigated the situation, it was reported that he smelled a “strong odor” of marijuana. Smith was arrested after the cop found hash in his car.
You mean the cute little kid from Home Improvement who had no acting skills eventually grew up to be a weird looking dude named TARAN and then got in trouble with the law? Shut up. No way.
Honest question, is this the least shocking child star gets in trouble with the law story of all time? Out of the 3 kids on Home Improvement I would have put my entire life savings on Mark being the fuck up. The shadow that Mark lived in underneath Randy and Brad could have covered the Earth 10 times over. Obviously it wasn’t going to be Jonathan Taylor Thomas. I am comfortable enough with myself to admit that JTT was hot as fuck. When you look like JTT you don’t have to worry about jobs and the real world. You get your dick sucked by smokes and people hand you money, that’s how it works. And clearly is was never going to be Brad. Like I know this sounds stupid but I’m pretty sure Brad actually did get a soccer scholarship to UCLA. He was that good of a midfielder. So the fact that Taran Noah Smith is cruising around town in a 1998 HONDA CIVIC smoking weed and running into fire hydrants is absolutely what I expected to happen. Being the cute son of Tim Taylor stops working when you get your haircut like Raggedy Anne and your eyebrows wrap all the way around your eyes.
eyebrow line killed it…. and as cute as a little kid he was, you just knew he was gonna be a weird looking fuck as he got older
his eyes are more fucked up than those blue eyed dobermans
Brad was Nasty at soccer.
So do you have go sit next to neil during all this or do you get to work from home with the door locked
This motherfucker’s eyes change color? Sweet turtleneck you little penis.
Surprised he wasn’t doing big rat tail’s with Tim and Al Borlan. Honda accords are dope as fuck!
Big cat how excited are you for big cat week starting on sunday on nat geo?
If that bucktoothed canopener rugrat is a cute little kid then I dont know which way is up. Makes you think though, is our perceived notion of up actually up? or is it down and we just refer to it as up because our eyes translate upside down to our brains? What I’m trying to say is, how much cat could a big cat big if a big cat could big cat? You guys feelin me on this one or am I out in left field?
I wanted to smack the shit outta that little dickhead
Ah shit, now Tim has to have a long talk with THIS brother about drugs.
this was bound to happen after his goth phase, brad absolutely went on to crush pussy at UCLA and Randy turned into a liberal hipster who is now handing out pamphlets for a living
Napoleon Dynamite, is that you?
Such a shame that this show isn’t in syndication 4 times a day. Pretty sure Heidi was my first milf boner ever.
*Accord
Look at him….possession of hash? What that means is he already smoked all his meth before he got busted.
“. Like I know this sounds stupid but I’m pretty sure Brad actually did get a soccer scholarship to UCLA. He was that good of a midfielder.” Hilarious.
I thought this was a neil blog
I thought this was a neil blog
Bad case of cataracts it looks like
Kid could definitely use some chap stick.
Big Cat, you’d be disappointed to know that JTT is 5’5″, MAX.
Mark was never the same after Wilson had his way with him in the back yard when Tim and Jill were away for the weekend.
The wife on Home Improvement was such a nagging bitch.
@tornopn – all wives are
JTT has since come out as a homosexual. No, really. Sweet vindication for all of the bitches that wanted his cock when I was in 1st grade. I was there the whole time, idiots!