Looks Like I’m Not Going To The Super Bowl With My Dad, Robby “Clubber” Lange
Bad news guys. Looks like I’m not going to The Super Bowl. Not sure what happened. Miscommunication? Too many gay bashers to keep track of? Clubber knew that New Orleans isn’t big enough for the both of us? Just not sure. But that doesn’t mean I can’t imagine what it would’ve been like. So I emailed Robby, Super Bowl or Bust. Its Whoa Time (just made that up, pretty sweet right?)
We went Boating
You wouldn’t let me drive, because you said my hands are too small
We caught an alligator, and when I say that I mean you caught an alligator by yourself while I sat in the boat peeing my pants
Went out on bourbon street. #Tittays #WHOA
Found a monkey
Monkey had one too many hurricanes
Did some cooking with Emeril. Whoa is the new Bam, WHOA.
Had dinner with Riles. I called him a cocksucker while you gave him a wedgie.
Told Chris Culliver to stop being mean to gay people
And then won the Super Bowl.
All in a days work of the best one two punch this world has ever seen. Can’t wait for Sunday!
Wow. Amazingly epic. This is top notch material
Stool coming in hot today.
I was waiting all week for this. Did not dissapoint.
A+.. Fucking monkeys, always needs to.be the drunkest at the party…
A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
10,000% chance this got forwarded around the 49ers organization, keep at it bigcat, some VP will fly you out next year to surprise your dad with a hug…WHOA
hilarious
Fuckin’ a, Big Cat this had me dying over here with those pasted on faces. He HAS to proud of you.
For a $60k salary, I would expect the Stool writers to produce excellence as they have today, every day.
Kudos to finally posting this, BC. Bang up job I might add. Knew you wouldn’t let us down. Stool just winning the internet today. Cum everywhere!
God I hope the Bears grab Robbie as their PR manager/your Dad too.
awesome.
hell yea B Cat A+, bet clubber woulda wrestled that gator too
Who’s shorter? Schefter or Lange?
Who wins in a fight Big Cat, Ditka or your dad?
You are a fucking lunatic. And I love it.
The one thing we can thank Neil for is the start of BarstoolChicago so that BigCat could kill it.
Didnt even notice “stalk to you later”
Outstanding
“its not racist, its just that all black people like chicken” what, the, fuck. laughed so hard that i made stool
i dont know. i just didnt find that too funny.
Your buttcrack is showing in the throwing up monkey pic…
Best blog I’ve read lately. Big Cat is the only blogger on here better than KFC. IT’S CLOSE, but he’s better.
My God this shit is hilarious. Big Cat, take over NYC, put Kmarko on Chicago and send KFC to the U cuz he fucking blows.
Whoa. A
I usually like the Dad blogs but this one not so much. Didn’t find the questions you asked too funny. C.
@tomcaronsgoatee i agree – still the worst ongoing story on barstool
Awesome job BC, slow clap……was that how I was made, +1
So wait, he’s not your real dad?
A+++ Blog! Had me rolling!
Big Cat AND Neil operating at full power today. Chicago Barstool is the best in the barstool network right now
FUCK!
big cat, i wanna party with you…and clubber.
this is what i love about Big Cat. Its also how I like to live my life. And thats to make myself laugh. You know he does this cause it about makes him piss his pants as he does this, this is downright hilarious. Its only a consolation that he can make all of us laugh as well
i cant tell if youre on your way to a restraining order or season tickets but i love it
This might be the best blog Ive ever read on this site
I seriously almost shit my pants reading this blog. Do Chicago proud Big Cat!
Not my favorite “Clubber” blog, but still my favorite running joke on the Stool. “A” for effort on this one.
hilarious blog but quit with the gay loving shit gay people are the worst
you do know they put penis in their buts right? thats some mental shit
Grade A stuff BC! Robbie blogs are always funny as shit and this one didn’t disappoint! Keep “stalking” to your Dad in the offseason!! And when I say I mean let’s see if you can get a restraining order slapped on your ass before next season!
So damn funny. Well done