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“Leave us alone, we want our privacy! Don’t talk about our baby, have some respect. We’re not animals at the zoo!”*

 

*Except of course when we want to have cyber sex in America’s eyeball. Sweet parenting guys.

 

 

 

PS

I hate that I got turned on by that picture. I hate it. I hate myself. I want to throw my dick in the garbage and never see it again. But facts are facts. And I’m not going to lie to you guys about what makes me horny. That would be rude and disrespectful.