Charlotte - A Charlotte Mecklenburg Schools teacher told police that a student put something in her coffee during class, which police say turned out to be a butt-enhancing drug. According to a Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police report, the incident was reported Monday by 61-year-old Ellen Vick, a teacher at Independence High School in east Charlotte. She is listed on the school’s website as a technical education teacher.

A spokeswoman with CMS says the student has been disciplined according to the district code of conduct. No word yet on any charges from police. According to the report, investigators looking into the case found a container of GluteBoost, which had one full capsule, and three empty capsules. She believes the substance was put into her coffee on Friday morning around 10 a.m. by someone who was in her classroom. A web search of GluteBoost brings up the website where it is sold. The pills are billed as an “All Natural Buttocks Enhancement Supplement.”

Hate cocky bitches like this teacher. Walking around thinking they’re so hot and perfect. Getting kids in trouble with the police for trying to point out some of their physical flaws and kindly offering help. It’s ridiculous. Like lets look at the facts here sweetheart. You’re 61 and stuck teaching high school for the rest of her life. You probably locked up that cooch like a decade ago and started letting yourself go a little bit over the years. Probably have some butt fat sagging down to your hammies the same way Droopy Dog’s cheek skin hangs off his face. Short of filling up a Depends diaper this kid spiking your latte is your only shot at getting some looks at your back 9 from now until death honey. Lap it up and quit being such a prude. Who knows maybe you’ll get a little spring in your step and Jerry will be grading your last hurrah getting analed by some young stud during office hours. Feel free to dream Ms. Vick.