3 months in hardcore jailor 9 years in white-collar prison http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te6wTa2iAFk#t=01m50s

Relive 1 night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te6wTa2iAFk#t=10m35s

All college coaches are assholes but didn’t Brian Kelly get a kid killed? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te6wTa2iAFk#t=15m25s

Best lies to get laid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te6wTa2iAFk#t=17m55s

Pumping gas and licking subway rails (GLOVESTRONG) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te6wTa2iAFk#t=22m00s

Would you suck your own dick http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te6wTa2iAFk#t=24m40s

Back for Part 2 of Episode 23. Lot of good stuff in this one but the one thing I think needs more discussion is the Shower Glove. Probably the smartest thing I have ever invented and that’s coming from a guy who thought of the Frambulance (Firetruck/Ambulance).

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Everyone knows that germs make your immune system stronger. You take them in, you beat them up and then you’re a superior human being. People who wash their hands ALWAYS get sick. I literally never wash my hands and I haven’t been sick in a decade. So that’s where the Shower Glove comes into play. Why clean your hands in the shower, eliminating all those strength germs when you can wear shower gloves? Its fucking brilliant. Who wouldn’t buy a shower glove? I’d even make one of those Livestrong bracelets for it. You want to beat disease? You want to  be the healthiest you’ve ever been in 2013? You wear gloves in the shower. #GLOVESTRONG.

Sometimes I surprise myself with how smart I am.