Honestly. Fuck the Swiss. They’re the ones that should be watching Patrick Kane in a foreign language on some grainy youtube video, not us. Flat out not right.

Still the best. Makes Dwayne Robertson look like an amateur.



Canucks can’t even go to Switzerland to get away from the Blackhawks owning them. Hilarious.



Can’t believe I have to explain who Dwayne Robertson is. Hop a long Gretzky. Best puck handler I’ve ever seen. Come on guys, if I can’t make Mighty Ducks 2 references I might as well just be dead.