Just Your Standard Video Of A Fat Chick Trying To Do Something Simple And Failing Miserably
There is nothing funnier than watching fat chicks fail at anything. And I know what you’re thinking. “She doesn’t seem that fat does she?” Well, no, she doesn’t seem that fat. It’s hard to tell. But as Rasheed Wallace would probably point out, the trampoline don’t lie. Did you notice how much lift that girl got when she jumped? Zero lift is what she got. Looked like one of those dudes playing wheelchair basketball if they tried to dunk from the foul line. Just awful form all the way around.
Also, hot skinny girls don’t laugh like that. Go back to Sea World sweetheart the dolphins miss you.

This chick definitely isn’t as fat as your fucking girlfriend Neil – I would bet my fucking life on it you ugly dork.
Of course I would.
I laugh harder at nutrition facts!
almost as funny as watching you fail at anything neil. especially blogging.
Shouldn’t you be off blowing some dudes, since that is the only thing you are good at, instead of making another stupid, shitty blog post!
kinda like your standard gay dude trying to blog and failing…
seriously neil,, copyin fat fail blogs and applying it to not fat fails. Pathetic
go stand next to her neil, you guys will look like the number “10″
100% sure that video is old and has already been blogged on the Stool. Good effort Neil.
Idda test drive her u crazy!
well, if she’s as fat as you apparently think she is, it would be wonderful if she could sit on your face until you suffocated.
The Neil jokes every day just get better and better < said nobody ever.
She executed that dive better than you execute a blog Neil. Go fuck your face you talentless hack.
Gentlemen, long time first time. I made this account for the sole purpose of getting neil fired. First off, does this site have a view tracker? If it does and we simply either 1) stop visting chicago or 2) Just stop viewing everyone’s least favorite cancer ridden pederast that would take away the profit that pres makes from ads on this page and if he loses the views and by consequence the adds it’s possible he would have to unfortunately part with kneel and allow Big Cat to assume control of this diseased laden catastrophe.
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIRS
There should be a period after pederast.
slickwilly, neil may suck but your a fag with your causes, lets boycott yay!!! go join a million moms and worry about jc penney ya square
this isnt radio, nobody says long time first time
I’ve been an avid barstool reader for over 2 years now and this is the first comment I’ve ever posted. That said, I feel strangely compelled to say something extremely, disgustingly mean to Neil.
Slickwilly, hopefully that was first time last time.
chick isnt that fat either, maybe a lil gut but i would
is she 18 yet?
not even remotely fat neil, ya clown
if you stopped before “there is nothing” this would have been a good blog
Fat??? Really.. Wow
this video wasn’t even funny neil. about as anti-climatic as your love life
Just read your blog and it’s honestly terrible … I can’t believe you actual do this for a living .. I think I’m done with barstool chi town bc u seriously suck
That chick would get it. Neil your a faggot.
honestly neil you fucking suck. that video wasn’t funny, the girl wasn’t fat and honestly shes a woman and clearly was gonna fuck it up. Now hopefully the doctors fuck up your next chemo like you fuck up this blogs
Neil if you look at my previous posts you can see that I have been wondering why people want you fired over Mo. Now I know. You both should be moved over to write for stoollala
That video reminds me of all your blogs.
Neil, This is terrible, your just embarrassing yourself. Your losing Pres more internet dollars by the minute. Just quit, ill give you a job at my burrito shack
Shame for the pool,what did it do to deserve that?
Maybe you should go back to Sea World… You’ve had more balls off your chin than a circus seal.
I rate this post a 2 out of 10. Way to go Neil, that’s your personal best for the week.
Christ Neil you seriously fucking SUCK. Go suck Manzo’s cock you faggot.
I have to say. I have been reading Barstool for a few years now and I never wanted to leave a comment until reading this blog. Neil I used to feel bad for you. But now I know your actually retarded. You think a guy who gets ripped daily wouldn’t unjustly call a girl fat. I like reading the insults about you more than I like your shitty blogs. Ps you probably couldn’t get a sniff from a girl like that. Suck it Neil. Ps Pres. Only keeps you around because everyone gets so fired up about your terrible blogs …..sleep on that.
I have to say. I have been reading Barstool for a few years now and I never wanted to leave a comment until reading this blog. Neil I used to feel bad for you. But now I know your actually retarded. You think a guy who gets ripped daily wouldn’t unjustly call a girl fat. I like reading the insults about you more than I like your shitty blogs. Ps you probably couldn’t get a sniff from a girl like that. Suck it Neil. Ps Pres. Only keeps you around because everyone gets so fired up about your terrible blogs …..sleep on that.
I have to say. I have been reading Barstool for a few years now and I never wanted to leave a comment until reading this blog. Neil I used to feel bad for you. But now I know your actually retarded. You think a guy who gets ripped daily wouldn’t unjustly call a girl fat. I like reading the insults about you more than I like your shitty blogs. Ps you probably couldn’t get a sniff from a girl like that. Suck it Neil. Ps Pres. Only keeps you around because everyone gets so fired up about your terrible blogs …..sleep on that.
Neil, she’s not fat. Since you prefer gay guys who weigh 110 pounds in skinny jeans, I guess there is no pleasing you.
You’re such a try-hard prick. Nobody is impressed by you. She is not fat. Fuck off you fucking cancer patient.