Just A Quick Reminder, The Chicago Marathon Is On Sunday So Get Ready For Every Self Righteous Asshole In The City To Tell You How Hard Running Is
Well I guess it has to happen every year. Like the bizarro St Patrick’s Day. A day that fucking sucks for any normal person. Detours, traffic, people walking around fake limping pretending like they actually just accomplished something I’m impressed with. Adults with MEDALS around their neck like they’re an 8 year old who just got his yellow belt in karate class. People wearing their Nike high perfomance Dri-Fit super polyester socks HOURS after race just so they know you know they just ran a marathon. The worst.
So, If you were planning on going anywhere east of Clark, or anywhere in River North or the West Loop just save yourself the hassle and turn your oven burners on before you go to sleep on Saturday night because not waking up ever again is a far better option.
PS – The only thing worse than Marathon Sunday is Marathon Monday, when you have people limping around your office retelling the story about mile 18 when they got a side cramp and needed to eat their emergency cliff bar except in their fucked up narcissistic mind its just as heroic as our troops storming the beaches of Normandy.
Tell Neil to suck my fucking ass. Tell ‘em: A guy named Floppy thinks so little of you, he’d like you to suck a bum cheek.
“Like the bizarro St Patrick’s day. A day that fucking sucks for any normal person.” Spot on. Time to break out the Road Rash combat gear. Oil spills and Nun Chucks like a mothafucka
Ya and the assholes block every fucking street downtown I use to get around. Cunts
its so fucking gay how every “writer” on this site is obsessed with the marathon.
Quick survey…..who’s more annoying? Amateur cyclists or amateur marathon runners…….
Used to have medal guy in my office. Just a terrible human being.
And christosterone, my money is on the cyclists purely because they wear those spandex suits.
Pedro, your Farts smell like latex. Boom Roasted.
A+ blog. “Runners” that post hundreds of pics on Facebook and talk about their training regime like they are in the Olympics are the worst.
@urlacher: i agree….it is especially horrible when they wear sponsor spandex…like, oh, that fat bald 40 year old is sponsored by 7-11…
^^^^^^which is still less gay than having nascar numbers on your car….
Runners are annoying cunts but all of the bloggers at barstool would go into cardiac arrest in the 2nd mile. Running isn’t hard, but you can’t knock it unless you’re actually in shape.
Traffic isn’t a problem for me on Sunday because I sit on my lazy fucking ass and watch the NFL like and normal dude with a cock and balls. Plus that race is at like 7am. I’m not even rolling in from the night before until 3am.
There is absolutely zero reason to do a marathon. Pure faggotry.
I play real sports, I’m not trying to be the best at exercising.
Oh i get it. Prez hates marathons so big cat must follow suit. I remember white sox dave drawing pictures and a certain someone calling hi……
@mac, Nice Kenny Powers drop there.