Jimmy Johnson Says Former CFL Coach Marc Trestman Will Be New Coach Of The Bears, Media Watchdog Big Cat Thinks Otherwise
First of all since when did Jimmy Johnson become a news source? I thought his job was to laugh at Terry Bradshaw jokes and fish for Marlin off the keys. Bizarre stuff. Either way if Jimmy Johnson is a news breaker now, then he’s opening himself up to being watchdogged. And my first order of business is calling bullshit on this whole thing.
Now that doesn’t mean Trestman won’t get the job, he very well might, but there’s no way he’s been hired as of this morning. Jimmy Johnson is basically throwing shit against the wall 4 days early and hoping it sticks. He’s Steve Burton with the NHL lockout. He knows that he’s not a news guy so he thinks he can just float a rumor and if he’s right get all the credit and if he’s wrong everyone will forget it. Well Jimmy, not on my watch bro. You’re on the record. If Trestman isn’t announced Head Coach today you’re fucking out. Next week doesn’t count. Because if he’s announced next week it proves that you were just going off rumors and that you didn’t definitively know anything. Basically that you were full of shit. So sorry bro, but this isn’t how the media works in 2013. Watchdogs don’t forget, they watchdog, that’s their job. Its in my blood. #WOOF.
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I’m putting myself on the record as saying that if Trestman is hired next week I actually sort of like it. Change of pace. Cerebral Offensive thinker. Quarterback guy. Head Coaching experience. Everyone can freak out about the CFL thing but if you can make Rich Gannon an MVP that alone should get you a head coaching job.
Give me mike McCoy
It would be great! They could put Hester in motion before the snap running forward like they do in the CFL and Cutler would still throw a pick! Another great idea!!!! You know, Rob Ryan could really spice-up that offensive juggernaut you have there too!
I wouldn’t hate this hire.
5minutemajor, are you going to disappear when the Niners beat the Packers Sat just like you did when the Giants killed GB this season and we didnt see you for 2 weeks?
5MinuteMajor – are you one of those guys that likes the Packers, but also cheers for every other Chicago team – Hawks, Bulls, Cubs/Sox? That is lowest form of man in this town. Go cheer for the Bucks, Admirals, and Brewers we don’t need you.
I think the extenze is having side effects
How ’bout dem man boobs!?
Jay, I mean “urlacherchi” ask EP how long I’ve been around here and how often I “disappear.” I am not like marginal QB that hides when things don’t go well…I do give you credit for hanging around after the season, I really do and I’m actually starting to like you….as a regular guy, not as a QB I’d have running my team mind you, but as a guy I’d have a beer with and a couple laughs. And oh, I doubt GB can go to San Francisco and win but why not have a few Packer stories on Chicago Stool anyway? Why all the hate?
he needs to lay off the boner juice.
Haha, “ask EP”. So you’re one of those delusional guys that thinks any of the writers here 1)Know who we are or 2) Give a flying fuck.
motor boat the shit out of those
Hahaha, you’re pretty new here so I’d say you shouldn’t jump to these know it all conculsions about who knows whom. So how long until you change your handle now that we all know who you are?
I can say that 5minutemajor is know by the writers, just like everyone knows who blackdude is, we have been commenting hard since 2007, i miss the days when elpres would come in the comment section, ps do a search on “blackdude” on all of the barstool sites, i have quite a few blogs with my name in them fagggot
Thanks blackdude.
@5Minutemajor I am interested to hear you answer bwjews’ question…If I had to guess you are a wings fan but all your comments about the imaginary “Chicago Packers fans” make me wonder
^^ of course everyone knows who blackdud is, he’s the only commenter to have never written anything remotly funny in 5 years
Doesn’t that tool use Extenze? Is that an attempt to make his dick longer so he can see it over his gut?
freda_felcher I can’t help the Packer thing. . . it was never a choice, rather a birthright. My other teams have more to do with where I live and who I can go see. Am I crazy about baseball? Not really. Basketball? No the NBA is the funniest ‘sport’ going. Hockey? Yes, root for the local team and college. All-in-all it’s not like the guy that wakes-up one day and says, “I’m a Cowboys fan, a Red Sox fan and a Clippers fan…not like that at all.
when are you going to admit that your neil?
you guys sound like such faggots