JaMarcus Russell Now Weighs Well Over 300 Lbs So Obviously He’s Planning A Comeback To The NFL
Source - One of the biggest draft busts in NFL history is trying to re-kindle his football career. Yahoo! Sports has learned that JaMarcus Russell is planning a comeback attempt that he hopes will see him play in the league again. The former No. 1 pick in the 2007 NFL draft has not played a single NFL snap since the 2009 season with the Oakland Raiders. The reclamation of Russell will follow a tricky road for a quarterback who was always known more for his physical blessings than technique. Russell, 27, who has effectively been out of football since tryouts with the Washington Redskins and Miami Dolphins in 2010, might find overcoming himself his biggest challenge. Currently at 308 pounds, Russell is down from the 320 pounds he weighed this past fall and has been focusing on cardio conditioning the past six weeks to lose the weight.
“My first year out, I couldn’t watch football but after a while, I couldn’t keep the TV off. I got that itchy feeling but now I gotta watch it, gotta watch,” Russell said. “The last few years, the things going through my life, football is my job and it is how it feeds my family. People would say [that] I didn’t love the game but that pisses me off. People don’t know the real you but I want people to know the real me and see what I can do. People are always saying that I’m a bust. I want show them I’m not. I’m committed to this now.”
308 pounds! JaMarcus you fat fuck! What happened bro!
Pretty amazing that this dude was drafted in 2007 and is still only 27 years old. Feels like he’s ancient news at this point. I was actually a little bit surprised he was alive. Had to do a quick Wiki search just to confirm it. Definitely not a good sign for your comeback when people hear your name and instantly think a) Oh yeah the guy whose addicted to codeine and b) He died right?
Anyway I guess my only question is Is he cool with playing left tackle? Because there’s no fucking way JaMarcus Russell is playing quarterback in the NFL again. No chance. I mean he knows that right? He knows no team is going to shoot itself in the foot and fuck themselves by having this dude come in and line up under center. That would be absolutely preposterous. Within a couple weeks Tim Tebow won’t even be able to find work and he won a playoff game last year and is also not the size of Willie Roaf. So I can’t imagine that’s Russell’s plan. Which pretty much only leaves the O-Line. Well welcome to Chicago bro we could use the help. Got a solid offense just need some fat bulk up front with a little footwork that’s all. Pretty much a guarantee you’ll be better than J’Marcus Webb at this point so if you want it, the job’s yours. Plus there’s some insane eats around the city so you’ll feel right at home. Just gotta work on inventing a new size Barstool Chicago shirt to fit you and we’ll be good to roll.


how is there no reference that the only team who would pick this fatass up is the fatass in ny and play for the jets
Neil you should try out for an NFL team.
Id probably take him on my Jets as the backup. Fuck it who am I kidding… starter.
Not sure this wasn’t ghost written by Big Cat but if not… good job?
“well over 300 pounds”= 308 pounds. sick bro
No one’s telling me this tub of shit never tickled 308 in a Raiders uniform.
Sweet Willie Roaf reference. Did you look that up on Wiki while you were doing your research?
He would get killed in the CFL.
Offensive lineman? you gotta be kidding me, this nig could understand blitzing schemes about as easily as a 5th grade summer reading book.
I bet he tell his boys he put on all that weight cuz he was “eatin good” after his rookie contract
i want to see this comeback so badly
No one ever answered if today’s Smokeshow liked anal last night. So Liz, do you?
Say hello to the Jets new right tackle!
Ronaiah Tuiasosopo decided to start writing well so his “piece-of-shit fat blogger” hoax wouldn’t fall apart
yeah, crazy to think that someone got drafted 6 years ago when they were 21 is now 27. go jump in the river.
yea i also want to make a comeback into the world of designing rockets because one time in 4th grade i made a really cool one
Well look at the egg on my face. This was the least shitty Neil blog yet. Congrats buddy, go out tonight and celebrate with reckless abandon. Have a Zima on me, you’ve earned it.
Sad thing is neil, this fat coon probably weighs less than you. Fucking loser
thatta boy neil