Is It Too Late For “Big Ass Spider” To Be Nominated For An Oscar?
Seriously is there room? A few extra seats at a table? Maybe we can take out that French movie Amour that nobody’s seen or fuckin Les Mis and get this smash on the Best Picture list? I mean seriously talk about star power. Basically a who’s who of “Who the fuck is that guy again?” actors that you see every day in minor roles but they’re never big enough to be a star. Like this dude Ray Wise:
Who according to his iMDB page has been in pretty much every TV show and movie of the past 25 years. Or the star of the movie who everyone knows as “That guy from Heroes” or “The pilot from Lost”. Love to see them go toe to toe with the Affleck’s and Cooper’s of the world vying for that golden statue. Or at the very least see the visual effects department go up against the North Korean propaganda people for best special effects for making that big ass spider using Windows 95 and photo shopping it in all the shots. Oh well, guess we’ll just have to wait till next year. Hope Kmarko remembers to include it in his awards list.


Neil, I don’t think this is relevant enough to sports/pop culture for anyone to relate, and therefore, not humorous. Find whatever possessed you last week and start writing funny shit again.
Hardo City, population: disgruntledvet.
I would rather see more of Lucy Pindar’s big ass tittays.
Neil if you won a golden statue, I think we all know what you’d do with it…
oh i forgot the only acceptable criticism of neil is “you’re a faggot”
I wish a Big ass spider would take Neil out once and for all
“big ass spider for an Oscar” OMG bro this was such a great title. you really got me. i thought you were being serious but i see your being sarcastic. A fucking plus blogging!
Are you sure its not just North Korea’s new propaganda video?
Tyrik Dodd, True American Hero.