Is Comcast Kidding Me With This 1 Star Rating Of “Gone In 60 Seconds”?
Saw this last week and forgot to blog about it but I literally thought my TV was broken when I noticed it. One star for Gone In 60 Seconds. One fucking star for one of the best action thrillers in the past 20 years. And I’m not even kidding when I say this but outside of how great the movie is it might be the best casted movie in history outside of like Pulp Fiction, Ocean’s 11 and the Departed. Nic Cage and Giovanni Ribisi as the Raines brothers. Angelina Jolie was perfect as that crazy bitch Sway trying to stuff her gash with the gear shift. The Sphinx blowing shit up was awesome. Robert Duvall being like 95 years old and committing felonies non-stop. That huge black dude and the cop from Justified as the two detectives. Literally every role was executed flawlessly. I don’t know if Comcast makes these rankings or what but whoever provides them is a grade A fucking idiot. I could literally watch this movie twice a day for the rest of my life and die happier than anybody on the entire planet. Get out of my face with one star. 5/5 stars all day, every day.
In light of recent revelations, you should pray stoolies don’t mount a campaign for presidency in hopes of taking you out from 30k feet.
Neil you coming by for my Grammy’s party Sunday? I’m making humus, i know you love humus
I am usually one of the guys that thinks shitting on you for being a bad blogger is stupid, but this is really terrible.
Would you really be happy having to watch that twice a day for the rest of your life? Or was that supposed to be funny?
Tokyo Drift.
stick to your 9-5 blogging hours buddy
I like neil’s blogs for the most part….very underrated
Neil you would give this 5 stars.
So now stoolies are going to pretend to hate this movie so they can make their awesome jokes about neil? I forgot that the commenters on here are world renowned movie critics. I’m with you guys, The Artist was the best movie ever.
some of the comcast movie ratings are even more bewildering than your continued employment on barstool
haha neil you dont even exist you fucking pussy
@jaymariotti, I backed you earlier; don’t make a clown out of me. There’s a middle ground. Braveheart, State of Grace…
@jaymariotti faggot
Any movie with Nicholas Cage should be a 1 star movie he is a fucking terrible actor.
Apparently Neil’s mom or closet gay lover comments under the name christosterone.
I hate Nic Cage but if my boy Neil likes it, I like it!
it’s a good movie for the most part, except the title. Cuz if it took you to be “gone” in 60 seconds, you’d never be able to boost a car.
I am watching Saving Private Ryan right now and it is better cast than all of those movies except maybe The Departed.
@hopkinjv — cool story, Hansel
Guy can’t afford HD, fuck you “pres”
The number of mouth-breathing morons that actually like Nick Cage amazes me. He is the absolute worst. Actually Neil is the worst. Nick is a close second.
Well played, Neil. Post a story about Chicago Police around 11 AM and slip in a photo from ‘Gone In 60 Seconds’. Eight hours later, you’ve got a quota that is past due and you go back to ‘Gone In 60 Seconds’. Who catches the star ratings that Comcast gives out? Get a hobby or at least take a breather when you’re rubbing a couple out during the day.
I seen you’ve seen 40 % of the movie …oh wait that’s Nick Cage’s beak
is that the movie with James Franco and the monkeys?
@jaymariotti I didnt see 1 comment about the movie being bad. I did however see a comment calling you a faggot!
Kneel
A fucking travesty if there ever was one. If you don’t like Nic Cage then you have to learn not to take things so seriously.
Neil, you should have told BigCat about this idea because 1) he would have made a much funnier blog. And 2) he is the ultimate Nic Cage fan. Duh.
Fuckin Eleanor, always giving Nic problems at the worst times
First time Neil ever had a ‘Smokeshow’ that wasn’t all face pics…WOW! He is learning.
casted so well, especially the parts where i dont know the names of the actors