Saw this last week and forgot to blog about it but I literally thought my TV was broken when I noticed it. One star for Gone In 60 Seconds. One fucking star for one of the best action thrillers in the past 20 years. And I’m not even kidding when I say this but outside of how great the movie is it might be the best casted movie in history outside of like Pulp Fiction, Ocean’s 11 and the Departed. Nic Cage and Giovanni Ribisi as the Raines brothers. Angelina Jolie was perfect as that crazy bitch Sway trying to stuff her gash with the gear shift. The Sphinx blowing shit up was awesome. Robert Duvall being like 95 years old and committing felonies non-stop. That huge black dude and the cop from Justified as the two detectives. Literally every role was executed flawlessly. I don’t know if Comcast makes these rankings or what but whoever provides them is a grade A fucking idiot. I could literally watch this movie twice a day for the rest of my life and die happier than anybody on the entire planet. Get out of my face with one star. 5/5 stars all day, every day.
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