In Things No One Ever Asked For – Ryan Lochte Posing As The Nirvana Baby
Fucking Lochte. Wins one Olympic event in the breast stroke and thinks he can start posing as one of the most iconic album covers of all time. Have some self awareness man. Your 15 minutes are up. No one gives a fuck about swimmers no matter how many album covers from my youth they ruin.
PS
Do you even have a dick bro?
definitely appreciate the PS. great touch from the one and only consistent writer.
I will wait for El Pres’ take on the baby dink situation. He is the closest thing to an expert that I know of.
Its in the situations mouth
JEAH!!!
*In Things No One But El Pres Ever Asked For
This had Bigcat photoshop skills all over it to add the baby dick from the original cover.
One of the biggest reasons Yankee whites will never make it to the NFL is because you queer ass metrosexuals are worried about other dudes dicks…
the clown has no penis
Ghost Dick McGee and the 7 ring tatted bicep…clutch
What the christ is a “yankee white”
it’s the shrinkage!
Lochte is dumb as a stump
someones a little jealous
Neil probably complained he wasn’t naked.
I bet Lochte loves listening to PM Dawn
Big cat #1. My pick in the Barstool march madness pool- said me 10 months ago
At least it wasn’t Phelps
I have absolutely no problem admitting that a dude is good looking. But this fucking guy is a joke. Very average looks, rides the short bus, and has less than a baby dick. It’s the media’s fault that girls like him.
No cock takes 3 seconds off your butterfly stroke.
How do they not put the tiny baby penis on Lochte’s body?
Didn’t El Pres write this same thing like 10 times a while back. Hey Big Cat “We landed on the moon!”
A Ken doll has a bigger cock than Lochte.