In News That’ll Make You Happy You’re A Man, A Woman In England Suffered Through Aching Pains For 8 Weeks Because Her Doctor Forgot To Remove The Placenta After She Gave Birth
Source - A mother has described her suffering after bungling medics left her placenta inside her – for two agonising months. Elizabeth Hart, 30, says doctors failed to spot the potentially fatal complication when she gave birth to daughter Poppy. In the eight weeks that followed, her battle with constant pain and exhaustion left her unable to breastfeed. In desperation, she eventually booked an appointment with a private gynaecologist, who told her that she had not delivered the placenta and it had become infected inside her. She has now set up a charity to support expectant mothers. ‘I don’t want this to happen to someone else,’ she said.
Quick confession. I never actually knew what placenta was until today. I knew it existed but I just knew it as something that’s part of pregnancy, not what it actually was. Certainly didn’t know a doctor had to go in there and remove it. Yuck. Sounds terrible. I guess it’s kind of like a carburetor or the clitoris in that way. I mean I know those things exist but I’ll be god damned if I could tell you anything about them.
Anyway I guess I understand where this broad is coming from but at the same time if you’re a chick you probably gotta check up on that when you give birth right? At least before you leave the hospital? Like okay we’ve got the kid, those baby books your Mother gave us, all these stupid balloons, I think that’s about it—Oh, wait, Doctor did you remove the placenta from my vagina? Okay you did? Good. I don’t know maybe it’s just because I’m a guy and we’re naturally on top of stuff and in control of shit like that but if it was me I’d probably make sure the stuffing was out of the turkey before I started to dig in.
PS – Interesting idea setting up a charity. You’d think this lady would wanna just move on from this whole debacle not dedicate her life to handing out placenta awareness pamphlets and whatever the fuck.



whos a placenta?
Straight placenta cash homie. You heard it here first, she’ll be pocketing that.
the title of this blog is incoherent
Wait till Obamacare fully kicks in here.
another one of those unappealing caveats of having a vagina
Do you know that fucked up hippies EAT the placenta? I’m not kidding. There are placenta cookbooks and recipes. If you haven’t lost faith in humanity, browsing through a placenta cookbook will do the trick.
I am starting up a charity for people who have recently read one Neil’s Blog. So expectant blog readers will not have to suffer anymore.
Placenta is a good band name.
i had no clue what it was either, until i saw my wife give birth to it, after my first daughter came out. horrifying!
i wonder if anything noteworthy happened in chicago since yesterday? probably not, let’s blog about a dumb fucking british lady who had cramps
way to totally ignore she named her daughter Poppy… Classic Neil