In Mexico Strippers Walk On To Subway Trains, Get Naked And Sit On Your Lap (Very NSFW)
Why can’t the CTA do something like this? Mix in a little spontaneous tits and ass with the vagrants, masturbating homeless people, and gang members stealing your Apple products and jumping to the platform right before the train door closes. I’d pay whatever the fuck Rahm wants me to pay if I could motorboat some broad and maybe squeeze off a shot in my briefs before getting robbed on the walk home. At least it’d be a nice memory to distract me from the Latin Kings across town jamming out to my iPod.
PS – That woman has a PERFECT rack. Perfect.
Only if these were Chippendale strippers would you be entertained you faggot.
Her face/body combination makes my penis confused.
When all other blogging fails put up a NSFW vid and people might think you’re ok.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A+++ BLOG NEIL ROFLMAO!!!!!!
since when did Mexico have a subway? 2009?
how funny would it be if someone who was there with their kid decided to teach this whore a lesson and stomp her head in?
You know that fat cholo she sat on is definitely a virgin
dont know if im more surprised that she was actually hot or that neil is the one who brought this to us
Never has a boob job looked more Mexican. I bet those bolt ons are stuffed with leftover pinata shit.
You should have just posted the video with nothing written after it. AIDs, Cancer, blah blah you suck.
her perfect rack is fake, u maroon
this must be very hard for you. i can’t imagine having to write about a naked dude in full detail describing his ass and how perfect his penis is…we appreciate the effort neil, despite you being a lying piece of shit and a fake heterosexual
Fake can never be perfect. Never!!!
I saw VERY NSFW and expected more filth.
see this is why no one likes you neil. A 4’11 Mexican stripper on a bus has the “perfect” rack? How much windshield washer fluid does one drink to think that’s an acceptable statement?
I’d be that guy who would start openly masterbating on the train..
sew her in a car seat and bring her here
PERFECT RACK! if you think those demented hard pointy melons are perfect, im now 100% convinced you are gay kneel. off yourself already
If there was a guy who left that subway at any of the stops I think that would qualify them as having the gay
I’m getting so sick of fake tits. I’ll take a real B cup over cement DDs any day
Yeah kneel!! I’m on my phone in some sort of “meeting” so I can’t see the video but I do see it involves tits. Way to be Neil
Yeah kneel!! I’m on my phone in some sort of “meeting” so I can’t see the video but I do see it involves tits. Way to be Neil
Gray stripes commute went from miserable to ok
How can you call that a perfect rack? Have you even SEEN tits before?
is neil even a real person? or is this just pres writing the exact opposite of what everyone else is thinking in every blog to piss people off
That rack couldn’t be more mexican boob-job butchered. Drop mer an email, Neil. I’ll explain to you what the inside of a woman feels like.
Notice how none of them had camera phones. Life without dick pics would be tough for Neil
Neil would snap his index finger from repeatedly hitting the stop request button if he was a passenger.
cartels run the broads. touch one and you get a Columbian necktie.
anyone else notice the little kids face at 3:53?? Priceless
first titty kneel has ever seen. give him a break for thinking it’s perfect…
I hate Mexico, N. Korea, China, most of the middle east, India (sort of), that is all
these girls should get in on the action too http://womenofnoshavenovember.tumblr.com/