So yesterday I posted a few pictures of Cheryl Scott after which everyone was like whoa Big Cat, who is that smoke with the ridiculous body? Well guys, she’s my new girlfriend. And I know what you’re thinking, “damn bro, don’t you have like 1 million girlfriends at this point, how do you keep track of all of them”. To which my answer is yes, things are getting a little hectic for me lately. I’m in multiple online non-monogamous relationships, but the thing people need to understand is that when I see something I like, I have to have it, and I like Cheryl Scott, so she is now mine.


And yeah, right now we’re just online dating but that’s the first step. Once you online date a girl you basically have placed yourself into their brain. Its like inception. Cheryl Scott someday will be sitting at home thinking to herself, “whatever happened to¬† that cute, slightly overweight, internet blogger with bitch hands, I should probably look him up”. And that my friends is how it works and by how it works I mean it has never worked, but you get what I’m saying.



Big Snake, #WHOA