If You’re A Non Notre Dame Chicago Stoolie And You Don’t Own This “Play Like You Had A Fake Girlfriend Die Today!” Shirt, You Are A Moron
Look, as a guy who has MANY fake internet girlfriends I sort of feel bad for Manti Te’o. I can see how this sort of thing could happen. Its a slippery slope. One second you’re fake dating a chick and next she gets in a car accident that causes cancer and makes her die. If anyone in this entire world could feel sympathy for him its me.
Now with that said, as Chicagoans, we owe it to all the class ring wearing, snobby, stuck up, Notre Dame alumni walking around our streets to wear this shirt. Notre Dame thinks its an Ivory Tower on a hill, well folks that tower is full of fake internet girlfriends now too. Don’t let them forget that. Ever.


too bad his performance against alabame was real
I’ll admit, this is funny.
Notre Dame’s starting Linebacking core: Carlo Calabrese, got arrested with Tommy Rees for assaulting a police officer. Prince Shembo, raped a St. Mary’s girl who then killed herself. Manti Te’o, faked having a dead girlfriend to get heisman votes. Oh and don’t forget Brian Kelly, he killed a guy. What a catholic university!
Wonder what Musburger thought about Te’o's girl
Maybe we should ban online dating.
neil did a good job with Brittany from Western Illinois U….plenty of great headshots
Neil’s smokeshow makes me think there should be an age limit.
wait is it just my computer or does neils smoke have a pit stain in the pic w the green shirt……knnnneeeeeeeeellll
Everyone thinks that Manti Te’o is completely full of shit, but I don’t know…Why are we putting it passed a mormon to be incredibly stupid and gullible?
When Bos/NYC doesn’t have a smoke, they post a fat guy. Please follow suit. Much easier on the eyes…
That’s not your smokeshow it’s a MAN baby!
Send one to Cutler, maybe you can get Trestman to wear one at his press conference.