And here I was thinking I had a great weekend. Thought meeting up with friends, eating some good food, boozing, catching a concert and watching sports all day yesterday was a grade A couple of days. But little did I know my weekend fucking sucked. Because while I wasting money on worthless shit like “having a pretty good time” Iron Mike and Evander Holyfield were down at the 95th st Jewel Osco hugging it out and chugging BBQ sauce together. Literally the apex of awesome. If you don’t have FOMO nightmares about this for the rest of your life you were either there in person or you’re a goddamned liar.
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