If You Weren’t At The Jewel Osco On 95th Street On Saturday Your Entire Weekend Was A Failure
And here I was thinking I had a great weekend. Thought meeting up with friends, eating some good food, boozing, catching a concert and watching sports all day yesterday was a grade A couple of days. But little did I know my weekend fucking sucked. Because while I wasting money on worthless shit like “having a pretty good time” Iron Mike and Evander Holyfield were down at the 95th st Jewel Osco hugging it out and chugging BBQ sauce together. Literally the apex of awesome. If you don’t have FOMO nightmares about this for the rest of your life you were either there in person or you’re a goddamned liar.




No one goes East of the Ryan.
Literally had to goggle FOMO for verification..And now I’d like to be the first one to tell you to kill yourself today..
i get FOMO everytime i read one of your blogs
dont be mean to neil or he’ll thumbs down your comment.
Those two should scissor already and get it over with.
Neil your weekend sucked because your name is Neil.
Lets be real Neil.. You have no friends
Thanks for coming out Neil.
Literally no clue what fomo means
Mike Tyson is a crazy scary mother fucker. I wouldn’t feel comfortable around him without bulletproof earmuffs.