If You Refuse To Drink Iced Coffee In The Winter Then You’re A Soft Human Being
This has bothered me for a while. People who refuse to drink Iced Coffee in the winter. People that say because its below 50 degrees they can’t have Ice in their drink. Its fucking crazy to me. And let me be perfectly clear. I drink both hot and iced coffee. I like them both. Its a mood thing. So I’m not trying to be a Hardo saying I drink iced coffee all year around, but I definitely drink it in the winter whenever I want. I just don’t understand how people can shut off drinking Iced Coffee for 5 months of the year.Why would you refuse something so delicious just because its cold and the drink is cold too? Iced Coffee is the best. Its the perfect blend of refreshment/stimulant. Doesn’t give you that dry, dehydrated coffee taste in your mouth that hot coffee does, and you can drink it at any pace you want. Half the time I get a hot coffee I end up with that last quarter of lukewarm liquid. Iced Coffee lasts for hours. I’m a man of leisure, I want my drink to be enjoyed at a leisurely pace.
So someone please explain it to me. Its 20 degrees in Chicago today. I had an iced coffee this morning. It didn’t make me any colder than I already was. It was like drinking a bottle of water or a nice cold beer. Who gives a fuck how cold it is, Iced Coffee is delicious 24/7/365.
Barstool Results On Iced Coffee Debate
Mo and Pres – Both said I was a lunatic and they drink coffee seasonally. Pres even has an exact date. He says Oct 5 – May 5th is all hot. So if May 4th is 100 degrees outside he will still drink hot coffee. But yeah, I’m the lunatic
Neil – Said he almost always drinks hot Coffee, even in the summer as long as its not over 90 degrees. Said if he drinks iced coffee he drinks it too fast and his stomach hurts.
KFC - Had the second biggest Hardo reply. Said Coffee Drinkers are “Mental Midgets” and that coffee does nothing.
Feitelberg – Had the number 1 Hardo reply probably ever – Said he doesn’t drink coffee because he “runs on pure adrenaline 24/7″. Who are you trying to impress bro?
Kmarko and Jmac- Are with me, agree that Iced Coffee should be enjoyed anytime anywhere. I always knew those guys were sneaky brilliant.
I don’t buy iced coffee because they fill that shit to the brim with ice and pour about 1/4 cup of coffee and charge you full price. Fuck. That.
I drink iced coffee when hungover. Gets it into your system faster.
Neil drinks decaf.
Large iced unless its below 10 degrees, then I just kill myself
i would drink iced coffe except it’s gone in 2 sips
I am with you 100% here gato grande. i am an avid iced coffee drinker, and almost never drink hot coffee if i have a choice..the only thing i can see is if you’re actually drinking the coffee outside, then MAYBE you might want the hot. but 97% of the time, you’re drinking the coffee INSIDE. so what the fuck difference does it make if it’s iced?
i can always tell a big cat blog by the title
I only drink coffee if there is bourbon in it
Only girls drink that crap. Men drink their coffee as coffee.
‘mental midget’ is such a mook insult
If you drink ice coffee your no coffee drinker at all, Ice coffee is an embaresment to coffee.
kfc doesnt drink coffee because he is a poor blogger who wakes up at 10 am, fieghtlberg doesnt drink it because he prefers semen
If you drink iced coffee when it’s below 50 out you’re a maniac. I don’t want to know you.
neils answer is so neil
“It’s a mood thing.” hahahahahahah – gay for days
Portnoy really is an idiot.
hot black coffee + a cig = a nice healthy morning shit.
I drink iced sperm
What does Bryan Beer II say?
mo drinks iced purple drank year round
The largest problem with this entire blog is that iced coffee is for chicks. Only. Strap on a set and get a medium black.
men who work hard drink iced coffee. Its just a fact. Jack.
Why in New England is it OK for men to drink light beer and iced coffee? Isn’t that pretty anti-man ??? Secretaries and receptionists drink iced coffee. . . men don’t. It’s so soft it isn’t even funny.
Honestly the more I think about this the more confused I am. What self-respecting guy would go anywhere toting a big iced coffee with the fucking straw and shit? It honestly never even dawned on me to try one of those. Next you’ll be breaking out which Cosmopolitan Martini you like better? C’mon fellas, man up.
Drinking iced coffee any time makes you a soft human being. Iced coffee is for chicks bro.
“neils answer is so neil” – which is exactly why he’s fake. That answer was just so Neil, that he just has to be a Big Cat creation.
Where was Feits 24/7 adrenaline when he was snowed in?
My sister drinks Iced Coffee, and shes a fuckin pussy.
Iced Coffee doesn’t make you a woman, drinking tea makes you a woman you idiots.
Hot beverages suck period. Only Iced Tea and Iced Coffee.
@rancid Sorry dude, drinking anything with a straw is borderline, let alone a drink invented for chicks. Ever want to know if it’s manly or not? Put Atilla the Hun in 2013. Think he’s drinking a medium black or a Venti skinny vanilla iced latte with whipped cream? Fuck you, you know I’m right. And all you pussies drinking iced coffee out there should know that you look like fags sucking on that extra long straw, and guys like me are openly guessing that you probably suck dick on the weekends too. Man up pussies.
trident got his mouth stuffed when he was a child so now he has straw insecurities.
tr1d3nt it’s 2013 it’s ok to come out of the closet bro
I’m glad I don’t rely on you guys to tell me whether I’m a man or not. Iced coffee all year, cuz it tastes good. No venti, whipped cream, etc.
Hey yo Trid3nt – sick Atilla the Hun hypothetical. Problem is, during ATH’s time, sugar was a delicacy that only the richest and most powerful could afford. If he all of a sudden blasted to 2013, he’d be sucking down every whipped cream, powdered sugar, vanilla iced venti he could, and swing his sugar drinking dick around all over the place thinking he was the boss of all bosses. Give me a dicky straw and a cold drink all year.
Grow up Peter Pan. Ice coffee is for children.
I can’t believe how defensive the iced coffee drinkers are. Listen ladies, I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. Let’s set up a book club to blow off some steam.
@kcups That was pretty awesome, gotta admit.
i dont necissarily refuse to. I just prefer hot coffee in winter and vise versa in Summer
Haha Feits fucking cracks me up. I’m with him. I never drink coffee. I figure it’s addicting and I’m doing alright without it so might as well wait until later in life to get addicted to it. That’s probably retarded logic because I watch porn 24/7 but fuck it.
Iced coffee is for girls
Had this exact debate last night. I drink ice year round. Hot you have to wait till it’s not 1,000 degrees to drink it. Ice you can drink instantly. Also you can suck down an ice and be good to go and not carry your coffee cup around like a soccer mom. But if I catch a guy drinking ice coffee of coffee with cream in it then yeah you’re a litle gay
I like my coffee hot and black, like my men
If you base your worth as a man on what you drink you probably have some issues.
coffee black every season. morning only though. anyone without moutwash or toothpaste in their desk to dispose of coffee breath is the true maniac
I don’t know man, drinking iced coffee or tea has always been for the chicks. But I guess that’s where society is headed, acting totally gay/lame/like a girl is accepted nowadays. You drink coffee, black. If you bitch up your coffee, you’re too emotional.
This blog literally made me LOL at work. Mostly the comments pertaining to Neil’s response.
“…if he drinks iced coffee he drinks it too fast and his stomach hurts.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KNEEEEEEL
When your balls drop you’ll stop drinking iced coffee.
Feitelberg “runs on pure adrenaline 24/7″.
And by “adrenaline”, he means jism.
drinking HOT drinks is the gayer thing. Do you drink TEA too? hardos. Why would i drink a HOT drink?
caffeine is for girls
To me Dunkie’s Iced Coffee is just a staple, like drinking water on a daily basis.