If You Made A Big Pot Of Beef Chili, Added 3 Pounds Of Sour Cream, Then Dumped The Entire Thing Into A Black Trash Bag, That’s Exactly What Kim Kardashian’s Ass Would Looks Like
I don’t know whether I should puke on my dick or punch myself in the eyeballs so I can no longer see. I feel like Silvio during Christopher Moltasanti’s intervention.
“When I logged onto the internet this morning there you were with your cream cheese ass. Your ass was in a pair of ill fitting see through spandex. Disgusting. I’ve said my piece”.
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Not that anyone would ever defend Kim Kardashian but if there is that person out there just remember, she literally calls the paparazzi to meet her everywhere she goes. This is never by accident. All she wants is her name on the internet every day. Its fame-whoring at its simplest level.
“OMG, how’d you guys know I would be here??? Check out my ass, barf.com right???!!!”
How the F did she ever become famous…
Piece of pie?
ruined my day.
Wonder if she has a reverse beeper for that thing !!!!
Imagine if she sat on Adriana’s dog instead of Christopher
I would eat a trash bag full of a pot of beef chilli and three pounds of sour cream that has been sitting out in the hot sun all summer to get a chance to smash that from behind. Anyone that says they wouldn’t is a liar.
I bet the first thing Kim sends Kanye out to get when the preggo cravings hit is a big pot of beef chili and three pounds of sour cream in a black trash bag.
I would still stick my wooden spoon in that pot of chili.
“Not that anyone would ever defend Kim Kardashian . . . .”
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Apparently, you haven’t heard of that fucking Mo guy from Philly. He wants that slopfest on his face yesterday.
Liar over here…but yes I would let her blow me…
Thank you big cat for finally saying it
why does she have a blackberry
She’s PERFECTION from the waist up, but her ass is a mess. And rumors are, she wants it that way. Supposedly, she takes fat from her belly/hips and has it injected into her ass so the brothers would dig her.
oh well she still sucks a mean dick
my cock-helmet would barely enter the surface of her beef curtain with that fuckin wall of ass boxing me out
She had a great run but with the baby coming, it’s officially over. Such a shame because her body was an absolute masterpiece. Any man who said that her ass was “disgusting” in her prime clearly has a tiny peckerwood and has never made boom boom with a real woman with curves.
that whole awful family just needs to die in a fiery plane crash
Yeah, you’re the guy who broke into Stew Leonard’s and stole all those pork loins…
and you waste our time putting this whore on barstool. You are part of the problem. You complain about the paparazzi, yet you blog this shit.
The best part of the intervention is when they beat up Christopher.
Check out the 4:30 mark,
http://youtu.be/9_peSCECc4I
When her fat ass water breaks we’ll need Tsunami Relief 2013
by briar on January 7, 2013 at 11:15 am
You clearly watched a different video then I did
damn that butt is big
Big Cat i’m slowly starting to hate your blogs. In fact i’m starting to hate this entire fucking website. A bunch of gremlins hiding behind computer screens thinking, for some ungodly reason, that they get to decide what females are hot while scrutinizing everything about their appearance. It’s absofuckinglutely unfathomable to me that anyone who’s career description reads “professional blogger” thinks they have any say on the attractiveness of any female, let alone famous ones. If Kim K had a dick as big as her ass wagging between her legs you would suck it and than pay her for the privilege of having her premature ejaculate coat your tonsils and warm your belly. All of the mutants you’ve inserted your sorry excuse for genitalia in combined don’t even come close to how scorching hot this bitch is. She may be talentless, she may love black mambas, and she is definitely 100% a filthy dirty whore, but she wouldn’t touch you with her mother’s petrified old lady beef curtains. Stick to writing blogs about how you stalk people over social media sites; those are funny. And for god’s sake avoid topics that make you sound like Gilbert fucking Grape. Good Day Sir.
..and bequigs should never comment again
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Jeezus. And this is pre-baby. That thing’s going to look like two hot-air balloons moving the wrong direction in about 4 months.
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