If You Are Between The Ages Of 25 And 30 And Didn’t Masturbate To The Kenneth Starr Report Then You’re A Straight Up Liar
Part 2 of Episode 28 with Logan Couture.
So this topic came up during the taping of our show. Feitelberg being the young immature idiot he is saying that Monica Lewinsky is gross and ugly. Ok, sure. Maybe now, in 2013. But if you’re between the ages of 25 and 30, you have to admit that back then, you would have 100% banged Monica Lewinsky. Why? Because she was one of the very first women in my life that was totally down to fuck. We had proof. She stuck dicks in her mouth basically for a living. Cigars in her pussy. Blowjobs under desks. Basically anything you want, Monica was down for. And as a 12 year old at the time that was absolutely Mind Blowing. I mean in today’s world kids come out of the womb with a Brazzers password. Endless amounts of porn. But back in the late 90′s, Baywatch, the kid on your block who’s father had a subscription to Playboy, Late night Wild On! On E, a fucking legal document containing details of a blow job, all of those things were fair game. I mean look at this shit.
“He touched her genitals, both through her underwear and directly, bringing her to orgasm on two occasions”.
That’s hot shit right there. Tell me your H-Level didn’t go up a little bit after reading that Legal Finding. You can’t. I honestly almost have a semi just based on nostalgia alone. So yeah, I’ll admit it. I’m a proud man but I’m not that proud. I’ve masturbated to a Legal Document. And if that makes me wrong, well then I don’t want to be right.
If you needed any further proof that Bill Clinton is the man, this line sums it up.
“She performed Oral Sex on the President, he never performed oral sex on her”.
The other question that came up on the show was “If your wife could be any profession what would it be?”. And I know some of my picks were bad (stewardess, sports authority manager etc), but I stand behind the Limo driver pick. How would you not want your wife to be a limo driver? Free rides everywhere. Limo in your driveway. You get to do that cool thing where you stand up and put your head through the moon roof whenever you want. Straight up baller status. I don’t care how much money my wife makes, if she drives a Limo I’ll be a happy man.