If We’re Being Perfectly Honest With Each Other Right Now, Coach Ditka’s Suede Suit Turns Me On
See this is what the outside world doesn’t get. Ditka being a badass isn’t just some made up Chicago folklore. Its fact. Look at him right now. He’s wearing funeral clothes made out of suede for the stroke he just murdered.You think that was a coincidence? Fuck no. So cocky, so classy, so Ditka.
Prez is pisssssssssed you wrote this. A+
Ditka just ate Bieber’s lunch
His cock broom is always so well groomed. And I like how he wears his super bowl ring instead of his wedding ring.
This photo doesn’t do his hands justice. His hands look tiny and gremliny like yours. Or maybe that’s cause his head is just a giant, indestructible block of mass, thus making his hands look midgety like your little cocktail weiner fingers.
There is not a more intimidating 70 year old in the world.
He can prolly still rep 325