Position – Athlete
Strengths – Boxing Out
Weaknesses – Conditioning and basically everything else.
I’m sitting by the phone in my 20 dollar goodwill suit, don’t even have to buy me a hat. Win-Win.
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the 1996 utah jazz select big cat
whats the scouting report on your game @Big Cat?
Nicest double-breasted I’ve seen since Feitelberg in a tee shirt.
the buttons on that suit are about to go supernova
Fat guy in a little coat
A young Ruth Riley on the block
I didn’t realize the WNBA draft was tonight… you and Griner bear an uncanny resemblance.
The Minnesota lynx take big cat aka large puss
You should have just coasted coming off the great party coverage. Just stop and do your magic tomorrow. Jump on the Hawks float or something,but just go lay down til then.
Chicago still has a team? That’s cute. Go Lakers.
dominique is so hot i now want to kill myself
Im sure thats not what macklemore was envisioning about “popping tags”
You are fucking crushing the other cities, Cat. Sure fire, honest to goodness entertainment.
Neil would be a lottery pick.
you like a fucking rim job
Cody Zeller? As good as MJ was as a player, that’s how bad he is at running a team.
Looking for a front office job?
Dont shoot for the stars here big cat, go with a safe choice like the Bobcats. Easily could be a productive 6th man
Big Cat…….kinda owning life these last 2 weeks
It’s cool big cat. Tweet exactly what I say in the comments one minute later.
NBA teams don’t draft fat dudes with uneven mustaches
5 greatest Chicago bulls of all time, bigcat, bigcat, bigcat, bigcat, and bigcat
Still looks better than feitelberg wearing capris
Dewayne Wade called, he wants his pants back.
Prez should just hand over the keys to you and get out of the way…
Hahaha this is fucking great
Hey Prez what’s it like being a second class citizen on your own website. Big cat I used to wish death upon you, now I can’t get enough of you and that ass raping Freddie Mercury stache. Viva la Gato!
Big cat has put together a stronger 3-month run than any athlete of the last 15 years bar non
You look like a younger version of the dad from American Pie
I’d trade up for that talent
Wish Mo would do shit like this…I guess we need the fat ass philadelphia eagles black kid for videos from Philly.
Best double-breasted object I’ve seen since today’s Chicago Smokeshow. Dominique bringin’ the noise. Holy shit that girl is hot. Good work Big Cat.
Big Cat. Go murder some pussy man. You’ve earned it.
“Buttons on that suit are going to go supernova” made me lol
Big cat we all realize that you shaving your playoff beard into a stache basically won us the cup but for god’s sake please shave that thing.
The bulls select borat with the next pick in the draft.
I went to Goodwill looking for my Halloween a few years ago and walked out with a legit brooks brothers blazer for 10 bucks. Best and worst moment of my life.
Stephen glansburg that’s a pretty damn good movie reference.
There’s a downvoting faggot in the room
You look like a middle aged serbian man
Now that’s a motherfucking dvouradovy jablek!
$20? You got robbed.
Starting PG Freddie mercury
Bigcat, man, you look great. No comment will ever do this justice.
Those shoes are serious
You’ll play before that pussy DRose
I got an express men’s 100% cashmere sweater from goodwill. $2 fuck the world
You look more like Borat with each day that passes
God damn your mustache is on point
quit sucking that stomach in.
That Utah Jazz comment couldn’t have been more accurate.
I think I played tables with that dude in Vegas. Looks like $50 black jacks were before you snorted away Papaw’s mineral rights
Big Cat you severely under-pledged. Did you even frat, bro? Stan Gable should not be running with Lambda, Lambda, Lambda. De-pledge BSS and redeem yourself in the eyes of your father, your maker and your coach.
Ron Burgandy called, he wants his entire outfit back.
You sir are retarded
why do we want to look at your ugly mug again? kill yourself
Uglyshtick can go kill himself
Big Cat, so hot right now. Big Cat
I think that mustache has magical powers
Wow bro, your hands really are small. Should’ve gotten longer sleeves. You need to hide that shit. Can’t dribble a ball with tiny hands. Clean it up.
God Damn that mustache looks so good
I think I’mma grow a ‘stache now.
People who wear white socks = lunatics
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