If The Apocalypse Is Really Tonight, I Hope To God The End Result Looks Like This…
So now that its out in the open that I’m a Squirrel guy I feel like I can finally be candid with you guys. Yeah I want Squirrels to take over the planet. Who wouldn’t? Look at this Squirrel King. Never seen a more majestic/regal looking king in my life. T-Minus 8 hours until Squirrelpocalypse, anyone who isn’t down with the Squirrels should probably be pretty pretty worried right about now.
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PS
That picture was sent to me on Twitter this afternoon, and I thought to myself, damn, that looks really familiar. And then I remembered why. Because I’m a fine art collector who has beautiful art all over my apartment. Wha-Bam!
What’s that Big Cat? Is that a monet? Nope guys, its just a Dog King that sits across from my toilet so when I take a shit I can look at Dog King doing Dog King things. Blew your mind.
-Big Cat, King of Dogs and Squirrels. Nbd but Kbd.
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Double PS
The negotiations I had with my girlfriend to get Dog King up in my apartment would make Scott Boras look like a stuttering 5 year old.
thanks to Gene for the Squirrel King pic
your co-worker out there kind of reminds me of a squirrel because he loves nuts to the face
You’re going to turn into feits with all this openness, I’m scared.
If the world doesn’t end, I’m going full Project Mayhem.
That must be on lease from the Louvre. You’ve got quite the eye for art.
That Dog painting is Boss
Should have bought a squirrel.
The fact that you look at that painting every day actually in a weird way makes me respect you. You’re not just talking about dumb things, you live them.
Big Cat, we get it, you’re a weirdo squirrel lover, time to move on.
Bigcat u must feel how Kaepernick felt the first 10 some weeks of the year, ya sure this pathetic chump Alex Smith (Neil) is ahead of me on the depth chart but it is merely a matter of time before i take this over and knock that twat out of a job and take control
neil is hoping for a gerbilocolypse
Shouldnt it be a picture of a cat?? mr bigcat
I thought dogs were the mortal enemies of squirrels… if this is the case, with you having a picture of the Dog King in your house, and having the name of Big Cat, another enemy of the squirrels, you sir, could be nibbled to death on the charge of high treason.
Love me some fried squirrel and squirrel stew.
BigCat and Neil should do more blogs together. The dynamic between the two of them is hilarious. Also, the dog looks less like a king and more like a mexican.
My favorite part of that Dog King pic is the reflection of your baby hands in the top left corner. Another A+ blog though. Well played sir.