So now that its out in the open that I’m a Squirrel guy I feel like I can finally be candid with you guys. Yeah I want Squirrels to take over the planet. Who wouldn’t? Look at this Squirrel King. Never seen a more majestic/regal looking king in my life. T-Minus 8 hours until Squirrelpocalypse, anyone who isn’t down with the Squirrels should probably be pretty pretty worried right about now.

PS
That picture was sent to me on Twitter this afternoon, and I thought to myself, damn, that looks really familiar. And then I remembered why. Because I’m a fine art collector who has beautiful art all over my apartment. Wha-Bam!

What’s that Big Cat? Is that a monet? Nope guys, its just a Dog King that sits across from my toilet so when I take a shit I can look at Dog King doing Dog King things. Blew your mind.

-Big Cat, King of Dogs and Squirrels. Nbd but Kbd.

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Double PS

The negotiations I had with my girlfriend to get Dog King up in my apartment would make Scott Boras look like a stuttering 5 year old.

 

thanks to Gene for the Squirrel King pic