If That Midget Schefter Thinks He Can Pull A Fast One On Me On Christmas Day He’s Got Another Thing Coming
This is like when the media starts the rumor that a college coach is leaving and even though they may be mid season the coach has to address the rumors true or false. That’s what just happened with Schefter. He felt me breathing down his neck. He knew the public wanted to know. So what’d he do? Stood on a stack of phone books, got on his tippy toes and went eye to nipple with Antonio Davis. OMG Adam, you must be at least 5’8” to be mid chest of SIX TEN Antonio Davis!!! Way to go dude!
Yeah fucking right. Nice try Schefter, you think this is going to settle my obsession with your height? Fuck no. I see right through you, get off the milk crate, take off the high heels and admit to us you’re probably not an inch over 5’3”. Stand next to a yard stick then we’ll call it even. You can call it your Christmas present to me.
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4 years of journalistic experience? Pfffft, figure out someone’s height and then come talk to me about journalism bro.
wikipedia says 5’6. Giving generous inches like the NBA
Not only is he on his toes but Davis is half crouching, you’ve got him scrambling Big Cat, keep him on the run
now this is the kind of hard-hitting journalism that we the people of the stool deserve
um, if you’re looking for “hard-hitting journalism” you’re in the wrong place bro… that goes on at Barstool Philly
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if you tweet and blog the same shit theres no reason to follow you
No doubt one of you did this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Schefter
great call protege. for when it’s taken down later, current wikipedia: “Adam Schefter (born December 21, 1966, in Valley Stream, New York) is a 4 foot 11 inches tall American sports writer and television analyst. He is an NFL Insider for ESPN, which hired him in June 2009.”
Haha I saw it said 5′ tall, I just had to change it to 4’11″
I’ve never laughed so hard at a Wikipedia page in my life. That is fuckin classic.
If Antonio Davis’ Wikipedia page says he is 6’10, then he is definitely 6’8. If Schefter’s says 4’11, he is a midget-ass cornball brother.