I Would Never In A Million Years Trade Joakim Noah For Dwight Howard
Joakim Noah Last Night
I LIKE MY MEATBALLS SPICY!
Dwight Howard Last Night
On Dwight’s Stats
“People look at stats, and sometimes I myself look at and get caught up in stats, but stats don’t determine the game,”
On Dwight’s Relationship with Kobe
One example of the rocky relationship between the two Western Conference All-Star starters, according to a league source, was a game this season when Howard harped to a teammate about the disparity between his and Bryant’s shots while sitting on the bench. The teammate called Bryant over so Howard could tell it to Bryant’s face, but the center refused to speak up.
I feel like this happens every year now. Every time Dwight Howard trade rumors start there are always a bunch of people that say a trade to the Bulls makes sense. That teaming Dwight Howard and D-Rose together would be unstoppable. Well I’m done with it. At this point I would never in a million years give up Joakim Noah for Dwight Howard. And don’t confuse that with Joakim Noah is a better basketball player than Dwight Howard because obviously from a pure talent standpoint Dwight Howard can be absolutely dominant. But unfortunately for him basketball isn’t all about talent. Its also about being a good teammate, wanting to win, working together. Basically everything Dwight Howard sucks at and Joakim Noah has in spades.
Joakim Noah is one of the top 5 most under appreciated players in the league. People always say that the problem with the NBA is that no one tries for all 82 games. That the effort is spotty. Well not with Jo. Guy gives everything he has on every single play. He’s a guy you can win a championship with, and honestly I’m not sure you can say the same thing about Dwight Howard. Thibs would absolutely DESTROY Dwight Howard. He has no mental toughness. No drive to be better. All he wants to do is coast while everyone suck his dick and tell him he’s hilarious. What do you think would have happened if Thibs benched Dwight Howard for the last 23 minutes of a game like he did with Jo on Saturday? He probably would have already demanded a trade and leaked a bunch of dirty laundry to the press. What did Noah do? Took it like a man and got better. So any Bulls fan out there that still wants Dwight Howard stop. Putting Joakim Noah and Dwight Howard in the same breath at this point is straight up offensive. I’d never want “Superman” over what we have now. Never.
PS
Totally aside. Has anyone ever noticed that white people say Dwight and black people say DUH-WIGHT? Am I the only one that notices that? Not saying it bothers me, I just want to know why.
same thing with Duh-wanye Wade
Dwight – DUH Wight , also heard NIG – GA
I’m the Spanish, un-funny version of you.
I’m not a bulls fan but i agree 100% with this post.
Im one of the biggest noah fans out there, but you would have to be an idiot not to take dwight howard in a sign and trade
i want kevin love
Celtics fan here. Completely agree with this. Dwight Howard has zero passion. He just wants to have fun and be liked. He will never be the centerpiece of a championship team.
When the Bulls drafted Noah, I thought it was a terrible pick, especially with how high they took him. I’ve never been more wrong about a player in my life. That guy dies for his teammates. DRose and Noah, thats who you can build around. Fuck Duh-wight.
Love Jo. Cant stand Howard. In terms of effort, 110% effort will definitely win you the regular season. But everyone gives it 110% in the playoffs, and that is where talent comes in. Dont like it, buts its the truth.
A healthy D Rose and Dwight can get you past Miami. A healthy D Rose and Noah can get you past Atlanta.
I loved Jo in Florida, but in NBA just to cocky, but I agree with everything you said about howard
“He’s a guy you can win a championship with” he is? based on what? the zero championships he’s won? youre talking about an NBA championship right not a local men’s league? listen i hate Howard as much as the next guy – he’s everything wrong with the NBA – coward, no toughness, thin-skinned, lack of effort, primadonna, no accountability, over-paid, ect ect but he at least has the talent to be a big piece of a championship team if he ever gets his head straight, Noah will never be a big piece for a championship team. maybe a decent role player. maybe.
All just tall black men with an identical skill set playing a simple game that’s too easy for people their size.
Some guys are just talented and thats it. Kobe is a piece of shit rapist, but there’s no doubt he wants to win. Garnett wants to win so bad that he’ll bring up your dead mother or your wife’s cereal flavored pussy in the hopes it throws you off your game. He’s also a dick, but he’s a dick that wants to win. Even a the-universe-revolves-around-me guy like LeBron has figured out that winning a title is really what it’s all about. Howard is just another in a long line of gimme the ball so I can make my numbers asshats like Derrick Coleman, Stephon Marbury, and Allen Iverson.
I’m a Celtics fan, but I also have to 100% agree. Dwight is such a team killing mental midget that his superior talent isn’t a better fit than Noah.
Agree. If Duh-wight ever grows up and starts working his ass off he will be great. Shaq was a total tool and had the same skill set as duh-wight, but he worked hard and wanted to win… and did win… a lot. Don’t think Duh-wight has that in him. Cannot play with him… Cannot win with him… Cannot coach with him… can’t do it.
The Bulls are 25-16 without D-Rose. I personally would not change anything this year. The last thing I would change is my center. Joakim is one of the best big men in the league period. Weakest link on the squad is the 2. When Deng is back and healthy I think we’ll see him playing shooting guard with Jimmy Butler playing the 3.
College educated, white guys over 24 could hardly care about this Lucha Libre ‘sport.’ Next.
Jim Halpert says Duh-wight. Other than that it’s just black guys.
Know who I hate? Fucking Michael Wilbon. He takes the black every time there’s even a hint of debate on right and wrong, and the show just lets him get away with it.
^^ ya wilbon is a huge racist torwards whites, and hes the bigggest homer in the history of sports.
and nice try hockey trolls but nba will always be way better than nhl
@wilburham – if by better you mean higher ratings and better revenues then yes you are right. if you mean better by the quality of the product put on the floor/ice then not a fucking chance. the NBA is awful to watch now, you might as well pop in one of your And1 mixtape tour DVDs which im sure you have the whole boxset of
ezbreezy- lemme guess, 5’7-5’10 white guy, grew up on skates, can barley get your feet off the ground when you jump? The NHL is awful to watch now you might as well pop in your tape of mighty ducks
and why does it have better ratings and revenue if the product is so bad?
nah pal, 6’0 and never played organized hockey in my life. played basketball and could dunk back in my prime (6-8 years ago) as long as nobody else was on the court and i got a nice running start. but you stick to the jungle ball league where a handful of guys are treated completely different than everyone else, they dont enforce the rules and even though the average guy is probably 6’6 230 you have an entire league full of entitled PUSSIES who slap fight and have twitter beefs. and ill stick with watching guys fly around on ice while having to have unreal hand-eye coordination and also having to worry about someone decking them. oh and they actually fist fight each other to settle shit, not bark at each other when 8 guys from each team are between them “holding them back”
as for the ratings hockey is a regional sport basketball is not. only people in the northeast and great lakes regions really care about hockey (and canada, europe, russia). just because its more popular doesnt mean the product is better. i mean the fucking Kardashians and Jersey Shore had higher ratings than thousands of other better shows. but America is full of retards and poor people. Retards and poor people like Basketball.
at least NBA basketball
EZ BREEZY you sir are a 5 foot 7 idiot, you did not make a single valid point. NBA>NHL in all measurable factors
actually they were all valid points but if you want to think your monkey ball league is great go right ahead, enjoy all the adds for Kia’s, McDonald’s (the black people ones), and soda. then you’ll know what retards regularly watch that garbage (fat lazy poor people, probably like you). NHL > NBA.
EZBreezey2222, is your favorite movie, white men cant jump? 100 bucks says your 5’6
how is what your doing right now different than pussy twitter beefs?
NO chance I would trade Noah for Dwight. Noah is a better shooter from the field and the line, passer, ball handler, defender, hustler, and team player. Both are equally great rebounders, but the only thing dwight has on Noah are the 2 dunks he gets a game, and we dont need that. hes a cancer to a team
Kingblackdude and wilburham…..2 huge faggots
id tell you to pay up blackdude but i know you dont have that kind of $ anyway, and i dont accept EBT cards. sorry.
@paulorndorf – how is it different? well for one i dont play against anyone here on a court or rink. if you cant figure out the rest of the reasons why its not the same thing than you cant be helped anyway.
That’s a horrible trade for us. Noah’s trash and doesn’t deserve the gold and purple
I have noticed that.
Funny thing about this is that the Bulls have the talent to get through the East. The Bulls set up right now with a healthy Rose can beat Miami in a series. It’s once you get to the Finals you have to worry. The West is legit scary. Anyway, yeah I rather have Noah here than the manCHILD Fright Coward.