I Should’ve Been In A Band
Ever have one of those moments? Where you think to yourself, fuck, I should’ve learned how to play the guitar. Maybe played a few less video games, watched a little less TV and learned how to be a rockstar. Because make no mistake about it, that’s a band girl right there. Unless you smoke cigarettes, play guitar, and dabble in heroin she wants absolutely nothing to do with you.
Should’ve been in a fucking band guys. Instead I’m an internet blogger. Fuck.


Her name is Diana Melison from Russia. You’re welcome.
Yea, but you know how many cocks have been inside that chick? Probably a fuck ton.
Jesus, so fucking hot
being a blogger is still probably better than working at a gas station and reading them
Even ugly guys in bands get laid. True fact.
@aschaeffer69 it says her name at the end genius. thanks for getting a on a high horse to google search 2 words.
@aschaeffer, real impressed you made it all the way to the end of the 1:14 long clip without busting in your pants. Thanks for the insider info.
You didn’t choose blogging, blogging chose you
Oh and I’ve been out of the office for a week, is Neil still alive?
Yes Please, now my keyboard smells like candy canes and fail
So quit your fucking bitch whining and learn how to play the guitar and get the puss. I get fucking tired of dudes saying “fuck my life” because they never went in a direction . Now you know so go learn to play and get in a band.
I play guitar, been in a few bands, and dabble with opiates but I also read barstool so I have no chance with her.
Here’s a fuller video ya animals. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuG56poLc1A
FML
go broons is the definition of a complete hardoo
naked ?………….but of course, http://www.deveaque.com/post/Diana%20Melison/
I’m going to recommend you don’t watch this if you have a heart condition or are in a place where you can’t rub one out immediately. http://www.kineda.com/diana-melison-x-skrillex-video-remix/#.UNywfORi6CE
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/diana-melison
broad is an 8 at best not even worth posting this disease ridden pig