Ever have one of those moments? Where you think to yourself, fuck, I should’ve learned how to play the guitar. Maybe played a few less video games, watched a little less TV and learned how to be a rockstar. Because make no mistake about it, that’s a band girl right there. Unless you smoke cigarettes, play guitar, and dabble in heroin she wants absolutely nothing to do with you.

 

Should’ve been in a fucking band guys. Instead I’m an internet blogger. Fuck.